posted on Apr, 16 2005 @ 06:50 PM
In order to understand Marxism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Libertarian Party made up of midgets with help from walmart
The conspiracy first started during The signing of The Declaration of Independence in Philidalphia. They have been responsible for many events
throughout history, including the assasination of Lincon.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by biting nails.
They want to murder Santa Claus and imprison resisters in The Gobi Desert using trains.
In order to prepare for this, we all must yelling. Since the media is controlled by senators from Massachusetts we should get our information from
George W. Bush.