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originally posted by: halfoldman
In these tough economic times, it's more important than ever to get a grip on yourself.
originally posted by: halfoldman
So I'm at the coffee shop having my first glass of wine, some nibbles, and reading my book.
There cones one of the trainers from gym.
"Howzit bro"?
He has a cup of coffee with a woman and leaves.
Then this couple sits down, white and well-dressed.
Then this other dude comes in and joins them, similarly well-dressed and groomed.
And first the couple gushing, oh thank you for coning today, in this terrible weather (this was all actually in Afrikaans).
Then he asked them about their backgrounds, and I thought it was all a job interview.
Then they called him "Dominie", and it occurred to me this was actually a pastor.
So this dude is 24 and his girlfriend is 20, and they"re asking the pastor if they can move in together.
The answer from the pastor was non-judgementl, but slightly manipulative.
"I understand, but I was already married at 25"!
You're really going to struggle if you live together before marriage, so stop faffing about and get married!
But I'm thinking, do you know how much a wedding costs these days?
Oh, I'm sure the pastor knows.