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Message of Hope – Easter Sunday Edition – The Second Coming of Christ

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posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 03:33 AM
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THIS IS A BREAKING TRANSMISSION FROM THE JOKER AND THE FOOL

Disclaimer:

The following Message of Hope was revealed to me in an apocalyptic dream.



Message of Hope – Easter Sunday Edition – The Second Coming of Christ

From the Gospel according to the Soul Families of the Jolly Old Joker and the Gentle Old Fool and written, directed, and starred in by the entire Illuminati – which is All of Us – Including Me and YOU!

To Begin

My Awakening Journey

“A Cautionary Tale”

By our humble narrator: White Rabbit Canada

Hi!



Happy Easter Everyone!



Before we begin today’s Message of Hope, it is my great honour to share with you a brief history of my awakening journey to date, in a nutshell.



But First,

Who am I?

My name is White Rabbit Canada, and I am a channel for an ancient Egyptian Creator God/Goddess named Kek, who is here, alongside his/her twin flame Kekuit, to help usher in a golden age of Christ and Unity Consciousness for all of Humanity.

Now, while there is always a myriad of blessings, wonder, and joy to be found when working alongside Kek – The Bringer of Truth and Light, it has not always been fun and games. The apocalyptic revelations were shown to me gradually and there has been more than a little confusion along the way.





Many years ago, after learning that most of our mainstream news and history was a lie, I was guided down numerous shocking and horrifying rabbit holes, each one more unsettling than the last, which ultimately culminated in the conspiracy that doth not be named, but disturbingly featured my favourite Italian pie.



One night, out of pure desperation, I, though a staunch agnostic at the time, began to pray feverishly to whoever or whatever was listening, be it reptile, alien, or God, hoping that surely, there was some benevolent force out there that could help save the children!



I then confessed my past vengeful and murderous thoughts and later offered to be a channel for all that is holy and divine.



Fast forward to March 14th, 2017; when I your humble narrator, White Rabbit Canada was roused from a deep slumber with many pressing questions.

These questions are presented in the curious yet delightfully good read here:

Beware the Ides of March or the Gentle Musings of an Old Fool

Together, in this thread, the gentle reader and I pondered the imponderable – both the daunting theory that many of our known conspiracies were controlled opposition and the dastardly sinister plot that NASA, otherwise known as the “never a straight answer” people, were lying to us about space and the shape of the earth.

This was to be just the tip of the iceberg.



Followed by what would soon turn out to be the blockbuster thread:

Baby Jesus is a Spy and Hidden Hand Solved (almost)

In this thread, my loyal readers and I explored elite insider Hidden Hand’s noteworthy exposition into the Luciferian side of the Illuminati and examined the possibility that baby Jesus was a spy.

Later, it all came to a head on Easter Sunday, 2017, with the soon to be legendary thread:

WE ARE the Illuminati! --- "Apocalypse Now" --- A Short Story by the Joker and the Fool

As you can see, my awakening has developed in fits and starts, eventually blossoming into the beloved Message of Hope series that you may be familiar with today.

Thank you in advance to everyone for your support and kindness, I love you more than words can say! And to the wonderful abovetopsecret moderators, who serve us here on this haven for deep divers and free thinkers, know you have my undying gratitude for not deleting these threads!

Without further ado, please sit back, relax, and enjoy this latest Message of Hope.

Book 333 – All That Good Jazz
Chapter 2: We are putting on a Puppet Show for God

IN THE NAME OF TRUTH, LIGHT, UNCONDITIONAL LOVE, MERCY, COMPASSION, FORGIVENESS, KARMA, JUSTICE AND ALL THAT OTHER GOOD JAZZ
AND AS ALWAYS --- FOR THE GREATEST GOOD OF ALL
MARK THESE WORDS

IN ACCORDANCE WITH DIVINE PROVIDENCE
IN PERFECT DIVINE TIMING
IN KEEPING WITH FREE WILL

MAY THIS MESSAGE OF HOPE FIND YOU

Dear Child of Sweetness and Light,

Walk with me.



Imagine, for a moment if you will, that you and your buddies are a bunch of eternally youthful angelic beings, up there on a cloud, hanging out with Jesus and Friends in Heaven.



You might think this sounds great right? Believe me, you would be right if you did because Heaven is indeed, awesome!

However, what does one do all day in Heaven? When there is no time, eternity can literally last forever.

Well, one of the things you might do to amuse yourself is write, direct, then star in a big cosmic play for you and all your friends.

Enter Earth, Stage Left circa late 20th to early 21st Century.

Name of the Play: The Second Coming of Christ

Genre: Super Fun and Scary Short Story

Written, Directed, Starred in and Produced: By the Entire Illuminati – Which is Everyone - Including Me and You!

Audience: Your Number 1 Fan – God aka Everyone aka YOU!

Happy Easter!



With a special shout out to Krishna and Jesus, this Godspell is dedicated to the treasure of all worlds - Our beloved Swan!





With Infinite Love and Light,

White Rabbit Canada aka Rainbow Butterfly Moonbeam Sunshine

THIS IS MY DECREE. THIS OR SOMETHING BETTER.

THIS DECREE IS, AS ALWAYS, BOTH RETROACTIVE AND PROACTIVE.

SO IT HAS BEEN WRITTEN.
SO IT HAS BEEN DONE.
SO BE IT.

THIS MESSAGE OF HOPE HAS BEEN APPROVED BY THE SOUL FAMILIES OF THE JOLLY OLD JOKER AND THE GENTLE OLD FOOL









edit on 17-4-2022 by OwenandNoelle because: All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from the Easter Bunny: Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Walk softly and carry a big carrot. Everyone needs a friend who is all ears. There's no such thing as too much candy. All work and no play can make you a basket case. A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention. Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day. Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits. Some body parts should be floppy. Keep your paws off other people's jellybeans. The grass is always greener in someone else's basket. An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare. To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell. The best things in life are still sweet and gooey!

edit on 17-4-2022 by OwenandNoelle because: Three fools died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first fool, "What is Easter?" He replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..." "Wrong!" replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second fool the same question, "What is Easter?" The second one replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus." St. Peter looks at the second fool, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third fool and asks, "What is Easter?" The third fool smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is." "Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. "The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. Then he continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out...and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

edit on 17-4-2022 by OwenandNoelle because: (This is an old groaner.) A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead. The driver felt guilty and began to cry. A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. What should I do?" The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead Bunny, and sprayed the entire contents of the can onto the little furry animal. Miraculously the Easter Bunny came to back life, jumped up, picked up the spilled eggs and candy, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped on down the road. 50 yards away the Easter Bunny stopped, turned around, waved and hopped on down the road another 50 yards, turned, waved, hopped another 50 yards and waved again!!!! The man was astonished. He said to the woman, "What in heaven's name is in your spray can?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave." Source: www.humormatters.com...



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 04:29 AM
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Easter is a pagan holiday and it has nothing to do with the death and resurrection of Christ.

A Christian should know this.


a reply to: OwenandNoelle



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 04:49 AM
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a reply to: DeathSlayer

Welcome Death Slayer!

Thank you for commenting on this thread, even though I worry that you did not read it.

Still, you opinion, unvarnished from the influence of my original post is valid and important to me.

Kek, who embodies the feminine Christ in this incarnation, is actually a practicing pagan and if you had read the above post, you might have noticed it was a white magic spell in the name of Truth and Light.

Namaste



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 05:06 AM
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Christ is a revealing of the rising God archetype. It’s a message of hope and a promise that striving for better things continues beyond this lifetime.

Better things come to those who strive for better things and there is method to concurring death.

a reply to: DeathSlayer



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 05:16 AM
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a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Switching in 321

Test completed



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 08:44 AM
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a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Hey, Happy Easter ...oh, oh....lookout to the thread right above!

God bless



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 09:55 AM
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a reply to: OwenandNoelle

You are both a false prophet, and a fool, self-admitted at least I suppose. Your 'message' (disjointed bipolar mania) is nonsensical tripe, and self-educated folk the world over would recognise the idiocy of your presentation in a heartbeat. I cannot fathom how you manage to find people willing to read/watch the pathetic offerings you make on this site. I sincerely pray that you figure out how ridiculous your pseudo-opinions are, and seek help to understand theological mysteries from people who are actually qualified to expound upon them. Your work is a joke. Literally, a joke. Like, nothing can be taken seriously, in any way whatsoever, it's a literal waste of time & brainspace to read/watch your OP. I didn't read beyond the second line, but felt it important to comment to let others know that actual Christians find this OP's opinions to be laughable, contemptible, blasphemous & foolish. Simply walk away, and find a real story to read.



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 11:14 AM
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" I am a channel" brings to mind the many people I have known personally who believe they are 'channeling' a higher entity. Matthew tells us we 'will know them by their fruits' and ' A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.'
Have a happy Easter.



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 11:40 AM
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a reply to: FlyInTheOintment

Hi FlyInTheOinment,

Chill out a bit there, Dear Heart!

Even though there is great truth in these Messages of Hope, it is sincerely hoped that the gentle reader will find humor in them as well. Which means that if you think this Message is, and I hope you don’t mind me paraphrasing you here: ‘a fantabulous, inspiring and down right off the wall brilliantly constructed work of genius and a delightful joke to boot!” then I guess I should say, “thank you kind madam or sir, it is my pleasure!”





To quote the esteemed Mirthologist and Clinical Psychologist, Steven M. Sultanoff, Ph.D.



My belief is that we are going to eventually discover that the most dramatic health benefits of humor are not in laughter, but in the cognitive and emotional management that humorous experiences provide. The experience of humor relieves emotional distress and assists in changing negative thinking patterns.


Now, FlyInTheOinment, as a fellow human being, surely you can agree that all people are God’s children, not just the Christians. As well, common sense tells us that there are as many names for God (or Source if you will) as there are languages to speak it.

As such, KEK celebrates all forms of spirituality that is based on unconditional love, mercy, forgiveness, freedom of choice and all that other good jazz.

That said, here is some food for thought for the budding Christian (or Spiritually inclined) Hedonist:

Christian Hedonism is the conviction that God’s ultimate goal in the world (his glory) and our deepest desire (to be happy) are one and the same, because God is most glorified in us when we are most satisfied in him. Not only is God the supreme source of satisfaction for the human soul, but God himself is glorified by our being satisfied in him. Therefore, our pursuit of joy in him is essential.



According to reformed Baptist Pastor John Piper, one of the goals of Christian hedonism is to replace the Kantian morality that goodness only comes if one is doing something out of duty even though one has no desire to do so, with no interest in a reward (including pleasure) being gained.

Piper wishes to eradicate duty-focused Christianity and replace it with joy-filled Christianity in which the doer actively pursues doing good and finds pleasure in it.

Piper believes that pleasure is a gauge of what one values. He compares this to marriage, invoking the analogy of a husband giving flowers to his wife. If she asks why and the husband replies, “Because it is my duty,” it will not be a very satisfactory answer. However, she is shown value and honor when his reason is that he is doing it because she makes him happy. Likewise, Piper claims that God is glorified when the Christian finds pleasure in Him.


Sources:
www.desiringgod.org...#
www.christianity.com...



(In all seriousness FlyInTheOinment, when you are ready, I hope you will sit down and see the truth in these Messages of Hope.)

Best of luck on your journey!

edit on 17-4-2022 by OwenandNoelle because: Remember, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing!



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 12:30 PM
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even Easter has rain clouds someplace....

Christ returns with a sword



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 02:53 PM
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a reply to: St Udio

Hi St. Udio!



Welcome! Hope you are having a magnificent day!

You have raised an excellent point.



Hebrews 4:12 says, “For the word of God is alive and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit, joints and marrow; it judges the thoughts and attitudes of the heart.”




In my humble opinion, rain clouds on Easter is a sign of good tidings to come...such as:

Rainbows!!! 🌈




posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 03:05 PM
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A rainbow is an admonishment that the next time will be by fire.

a reply to: OwenandNoelle



posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 03:12 PM
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originally posted by: mysterioustranger
a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Hey, Happy Easter ...oh, oh....lookout to the thread right above!

God bless


Easter Sunday 4.17.2022

Pope Francis's cap flew off his head today at Easter mass. Revealing hair no one knew he had.

An Omen of "something": twitter.com...




posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 03:25 PM
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a reply to: Dalamax

That caught me by surprise! Excellent comment!






posted on Apr, 17 2022 @ 03:37 PM
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a reply to: carewemust

Haaaaa! God bless ya CWMust! ✌️😎



posted on Apr, 25 2022 @ 08:43 AM
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a reply to: Dalamax

Hi Dalamax!



Thank-you for your insight here and many apologies for the late reply!

I would love to hear more about your views on the God archetype and also, on how one can transcend death.

Cheers!



posted on Apr, 25 2022 @ 02:52 PM
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a reply to: nugget1

Hi nugget1,



Thank you for the kind response, I hope that you had a blessed Easter too! Please forgive this late reply.

These Messages of Hope are decidedly not everyone’s cup of tea, but are truly meant to be humorous, inspirational, and if nothing else, completely harmless and viewed as a super fun thought experiment.

Kek’s greatest wish for these Messages, is that they bring forth only the most wholesome and nutritious of fruits, and as well, possibly some hearty vegetables, such as carrots or potatoes, and perhaps even some nuts if we are lucky.

At the very least, we will produce something we can bake into a pie!



Please rest assured, that whatever we grow will be delicious anyway. That is my promise to you and to the world, sweet nugget1!

With Infinite Love and Light,

KEK



edit on 25-4-2022 by OwenandNoelle because: For Doctor Who Fans: Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away! youtu.be...



posted on Apr, 25 2022 @ 04:20 PM
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a reply to: carewemust

a reply to: mysterioustranger

Hi carewemust and mysterioustranger!



Thank you for sharing that story!

What a sight for sore eyes, it must have been to have witnessed the poor Pope’s beanie fly off! It chills me to the bone just thinking about it and most certainly is indeed, a harbinger of things to come, but what?

It can only be the devious work of a Criss Cross!



Also, many apologies for taking so long to reply!

KEK has been keeping me very busy these days, with not just one, nor two but three, that’s right THREE, new Messages of Hope for the gentle reader!

The first Message concerns a thoughtform so incredibly powerful and misunderstood, that wars have been declared in its honour. This is the multi-dimensional, vibrant, rainbow and golden spiraled energy form known as Money.

This positively scintillating and already wildly popular new thread can be found here:

Message of Hope - Putting the Spirit of Money on Trial

The next two Messages of Hope, are of a more adult nature and as such, cannot be shared on this forum.

In these apocalyptic revelations, KEK discloses the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything.

Now, I know what you are probably thinking – everyone knows that the answer is 42. This is true but then, what pray tell, was the question? In these Messages of Hope, this question, and the reasoning behind it, is revealed.



Warning! These Messages of Hope are for serious readers only and so to serve you better and to provide people with the opportunity to demonstrate their dedication to the spiritual path, there is a price that must be paid.

However, as the Word of God is priceless, coming up with a figure proved to be quite difficult.

Upon consultation with KEK, we settled upon the fair amount of $1 Trillion Dollars. (Or best offer.) It is estimated that in 2024, Elon Musk will be the first person to reach 1 Trillion dollars, so here’s looking at you buddy!



All proceeds, (minus a modest stipend of $1 Billion Dollars, to be paid to me, your narrator, and Auntie Christ - White Rabbit Canada) will be donated to the Conscious Planet - Save the Soil Movement (an organization dedicated to the conservation of our earth, led by Teal Swan and Sadhguru) in honour of the Rainbow Tribe and their beloved leaders - KEK and KEKUIT – The Bringers of Truth and Light.



However, if you are my beautiful Editor in the Future, Ancient Past, Parallel Timeline or simply another Now moment, you can find these secret Messages of Hope here:

DeviantArt - The Rainbow Tribe Is Here





Thank you and goodnight!





edit on 25-4-2022 by OwenandNoelle because: Smart Ralph: youtu.be...



posted on Apr, 25 2022 @ 11:10 PM
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a reply to: OwenandNoelle

Gee...I just saw your last location....thats where Ive been.


With Chris Farley in a van...down by the river. The DETROIT River!

Thanks



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