posted on Sep, 3 2020 @ 01:50 AM
Once upon a time, sometime before 1976, a Fairy God Mother was on break in a city park, sitting on a park bench. It was one of those fancy parks with
statues reminiscent of Ancient Greece and Rome.
To her right she saw a fine marble example of a nude male gazing longingly past her. She followed his gaze to see a fine marble example of a nude
female gazing right back at him. The Fairy God Mother thought to herself "These two statues must have been here many years gazing longingly at each
other, judging by the accumulation of pigeon poop on them. What if ... ah, I'll just do it."
She pulled out her magic wand and waved it in that circular motion that Fairy God Mothers are so fond of using. First one and then the other statue
transformed to living flesh. "I have granted you life for 15 minutes" she told them, "You can do whatever you want as living humans."
The two statues looked at each other, and nodded as if they each knew exactly what the other had in mind.
They ran into the bushes. There was rustling, laughter, and a small amount of grunting even. The Fairy God Mother was rather pleased with herself for
having granted such a boon to these two unfortunate statues.
They were still giggling when they came back out of the bushes.
The Fairy God Mother then said "You still have five minutes left. Go ahead and do it again if you want."
They looked at each other and started running back toward the bushes. The woman then said to the man "This time you hold the pigeon while I poop on
I heard this joke from my late Mother in Law in 1976.
That's why I place the story before that time.
edit on 3-9-2020 by pthena because: (no reason given)