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Would an ATS Roast be acceptable?

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posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 03:46 PM
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originally posted by: ArMaP
What's a "roast" in context?

Never heard about it.


It's a fun event where everyone makes rude jokes at the honored guest.

They "roast them".

Its all in good Spirit for Fun tho.
No hard feelings intended.




posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 03:52 PM
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originally posted by: muzzleflash
Roast me.

Y'all dont have the balls.

You are living proof of how much it sucks to not be me....oh wait,....that applies to all of you.



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 03:56 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: akiros
Would an ATS Roast be acceptable?


No, but I'll start anyway.

If DBCowboy were a country he'd be Thighberia.

If DBCowboy were a film star he'd be Sweaty Davis.





If I was a country, I’d be Belly-rus.


I figured you would have gone with, "If I were a country, it definitely wouldn't be Iran."



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 03:57 PM
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originally posted by: muzzleflash
Roast me.

Y'all dont have the balls.


I'll smoke you, though.




edit on 25-8-2020 by Liquesence because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 03:57 PM
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What films are those?

a reply to: UpIsNowDown


edit to say as radiohead fan I half like and half think its silly, that your avatar and name are just based on one song. Dunno. thats my opinion. good song though .

edit on 25/8/2020 by chris_stibrany because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 03:58 PM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Roast me.

Y'all dont have the balls.

You are living proof of how much it sucks to not be me....oh wait,....that applies to all of you.


Hey thats my line!!



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 03:59 PM
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I would even say, its not just rude jokes, its actively making fun of. But in a creative way.
a reply to: muzzleflash



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:01 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Roast me.

Y'all dont have the balls.


I'll smoke you, though.





If you smoked me you'd be so blazed.
I'm like 90% potency.

If I die I sincerely ask you to honor me by using me as fertilizer and then smoking me.

Dude you'll be talking to dead presidents...



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:05 PM
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originally posted by: chris_stibrany
What films are those?

a reply to: UpIsNowDown


edit to say as radiohead fan I half like and half think its silly, that your avatar and name are just based on one song. Dunno. thats my opinion. good song though .

The first one is Beetlejuice. Michael Keaton was perfect.



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:07 PM
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a reply to: muzzleflash

Hmm, it sounds like what people in the US call "humour" (or, in this case, "humor").

I'll pass.



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:09 PM
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originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Roast me.

Y'all dont have the balls.


I'll smoke you, though.





If you smoked me you'd be so blazed.
I'm like 90% potency.

If I die I sincerely ask you to honor me by using me as fertilizer and then smoking me.


Keith Richards, is that you?



Dude you'll be talking to dead presidents...


You should see my dinner guests.



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:15 PM
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originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Roast me.

Y'all dont have the balls.

You are living proof of how much it sucks to not be me....oh wait,....that applies to all of you.


Hey thats my line!!

Well it was mine first....but I guess we can take turns.



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:21 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

If DB was a country he'd be VenezWHALEa.


...is this on?



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:32 PM
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originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: MissSmartypants

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Roast me.

Y'all dont have the balls.

You are living proof of how much it sucks to not be me....oh wait,....that applies to all of you.


Hey thats my line!!

Well it was mine first....but I guess we can take turns.


Woohoo



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:33 PM
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originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: Liquesence

originally posted by: muzzleflash
Roast me.

Y'all dont have the balls.


I'll smoke you, though.





If you smoked me you'd be so blazed.
I'm like 90% potency.

If I die I sincerely ask you to honor me by using me as fertilizer and then smoking me.


Keith Richards, is that you?



Dude you'll be talking to dead presidents...


You should see my dinner guests.


Hahaha not quite Keith a lot more like Willy Nelson maybe?



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:34 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

If DB was a country he'd be VenezWHALEa.


...is this on?


Oh come on lol...

Going after obesity is too easy.

Let's challenge ourselves...



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:42 PM
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thanks
a reply to: MissSmartypants



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:46 PM
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a reply to: butcherguy

YOU,are off my cookie list starting now.



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 04:58 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Ass-tonia

Moldy-ova

Licked end-stein

Slow-venia

Belgium



posted on Aug, 25 2020 @ 05:12 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: akiros
Would an ATS Roast be acceptable?


No, but I'll start anyway.

If DBCowboy were a country he'd be Thighberia.

If DBCowboy were a film star he'd be Sweaty Davis.





If I was a country, I’d be Belly-rus.

speaking of gas giants, the one thing Jupiter is jealous of is DB




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