Indian Monkey Steals COVID Samples, Escapes

Further evidence that we're living the plot line from a crappy 1990's Sci Fi movie...
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A monkey attacked a lab technician on the campus of a medical school in India and ran away with blood samples from three patients infected with COVID-19.

The robbed lab technician, meanwhile, took video with his phone of the incident. After snatching the samples and other medical items, the video reveals, the monkey clambered up a nearby tree; that video, which was shared on social media, also shows the animal gnawing on what look like surgical gloves, Indian news outlet NDTV reported.

Maybe, just maybe it is time for the world to take away these third world crapholes' access to things that require first world practices and responsibility, like serious medical research samples and tools, before the next global incident happens thanks to their incompetence?

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Hey I liked that movie.

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originally posted by: burdman30ott6
Further evidence that we're living the plot line from a crappy 1990's Sci Fi movie...
www.livescience.com...

A monkey attacked a lab technician on the campus of a medical school in India and ran away with blood samples from three patients infected with COVID-19.

The robbed lab technician, meanwhile, took video with his phone of the incident. After snatching the samples and other medical items, the video reveals, the monkey clambered up a nearby tree; that video, which was shared on social media, also shows the animal gnawing on what look like surgical gloves, Indian news outlet NDTV reported.

Maybe, just maybe it is time for the world to take away these third world crapholes' access to things that require first world practices and responsibility, like serious medical research samples and tools, before the next global incident happens thanks to their incompetence?

It really is a miracle we are still mostly here.

With all the pathogens created by the US, Russia, China, and others, the fact corona was the first accidental escape and a very mild virus compared to most is amazing.

It does just feel like a matter of time before some accident with a mass killing weapon gets most of the world population.

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Caesar is real.

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes?

ROTFLMFAO

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Perhaps this monkey knows an infinite number of other monkeys who can work together to crank out a vaccine.

Probably the best route I've heard of to date.

So who trained the monkeys to steal these? We've seen the same kind of monkey theft take place with babies, and vacationers wallets, but training them to steal vials?

This seems more worrisome then a typical organized group getting their hands on it. People who use monkeys to do their dirty work are boarding comic book evil (which sounds fun, but in reality is very very dangerous)

a reply to: burdman30ott6

Lmao.

Probably better off having the monkey in charge of the WHO.

Those monkeys are highly trained Mossad agents with an agenda !!!!

a reply to: Guyfriday

Can't tell if you're joking. . .

The world is that effing weird.

Want a Planet of the Apes? This is how you get a Planet of the Apes.

a reply to: Blue Shift

This is already a planet of apes.

a reply to: Guyfriday

It's probably an Israeli spy monkey. Don't they also have the spy vultures?

originally posted by: Zarniwoop
a reply to: burdman30ott6

Perhaps this monkey knows an infinite number of other monkeys who can work together to crank out a vaccine.

Probably the best route I've heard of to date.

Apes together strong...

a reply to: chris_stibrany

I'm not joking. Welcome to the crappos world

Police in eastern India are working with a tribe that specializes in tracking and catching monkeys after one of the rambunctious primates common in the region snatched a baby from right in front of its mother. The infant was found by a relative dead in a well at the back of the family's home in the state of Orissa the following day, according to CBS News partner network BBC News.


Monkeys often enter and ransack homes in Orissa and other parts of India, usually looking for food. They aren't shy creatures and are well known petty thieves. They have been known to attack humans, but a police official told the BBC that the Saturday incident was believed to be the first of its kind in India -- though at least one other infant has died after being snatched by a monkey in Malaysia.

So viruses being the target doesn't surprise me.

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a reply to: Guyfriday

Please continue in the existing thread.