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originally posted by: Kentuckymama
After more than 18 years of marriage, I have finally trained my husband. He watches the calendar and gives me a three day warning. He shops for the pads and tampons. He also stashes bottles of pamprin, midol, and Advil in all of the bathrooms and kitchen. When "D" day arrives, so do the snacks. He calls it "D" day....for DANGER! He claims I'm a walking, bitchy, deadly weapon for 5 days a month. Heating pads are available in my recliner and bed.
Our daughter has now hit that age. She isn't regular yet, but he provides the supplies for her also.
originally posted by: Lumenari
originally posted by: Newt22
a reply to: Lumenari
You know what helps with Bears during those lively times.... Testicles.
Get your man to stop bathing and urinate on his small clothes... rubbing testicle everywhere....
Keeps bears away I swear!
Thank you for the thought!
I will go to town tomorrow and get some testicles from someone pumping gas or hanging out at the local store and make a necklace of them.
~Wandering off to get some Kahlua~
originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: Kentuckymama
A real man there who buys maxi pads and tampons for his ladies.
originally posted by: ketsuko
Ugh, I am sorry.
I completely hate how short-tempered I get, but I do turn into a total harpy. And I want to eat everything in sight too for about four or five days leading up to.
I think the worst thing is knowing that I'm short-tempered, and still being short-tempered. I hate being out of control, and that makes me angrier which completely doesn't help.