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Make Your Flatulences Smell Like Roses

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posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:17 PM
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Not only that. They have a nice variety of fragrances like "Lilly of the Valley" or " Chocolate Aroma".

This is "PilulePet" (pet means fart in French according to the site). The French pill that makes your flatulence smell so good that people will ask you for another shot.

I think I'll look for this one in particular :


St Valentine's ginger fart pill

What is the first natural aphrodisiac anyone thinks about? Well here it is combined with our unique formula. Totally natural remedy for human stinky farts with a zest of all-purpose ginger. May your sweetheart feel your love!


www.pilulepet.com...
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posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:24 PM
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That’s going to confuse a lot of deaf people.

Now they’ll never know if somebody cut one.
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posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:24 PM
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When they bring Cheese cake flavour out ...I'm all in!




posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:26 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

I have a few Colleagues who might buy me these



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:29 PM
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Doesn't the smell come from our unique body fauna and it's efforts to break down our food? If so, wouldn't that stuff have to mess with your gut bacteria in order to play with the smells? Or else are you just ingesting the pill form of scented Febreeze, something I'm not sure I'd want to do or inflict on someone either.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:30 PM
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originally posted by: Fallingdown
That’s going to confuse a lot of deaf people.
Now they’ll never know if somebody cut one.


Thanks to this product we can be honest and say "I'm sorry, it was me".



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:31 PM
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I just eat a bunch of garlic pills that way all my gases have essence of garlic.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:33 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
Doesn't the smell come from our unique body fauna and it's efforts to break down our food? If so, wouldn't that stuff have to mess with your gut bacteria in order to play with the smells? Or else are you just ingesting the pill form of scented Febreeze, something I'm not sure I'd want to do or inflict on someone either.


You always can give it to your partner If you don't want to take it. It's a win-win situation anyway.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:47 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

Oh believe me, I was thinking about him, not myself. He wears C-Pap and rubs it in every night that he can't smell anything while he goes to town.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 02:49 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
a reply to: Trueman
Oh believe me, I was thinking about him, not myself. He wears C-Pap and rubs it in every night that he can't smell anything while he goes to town.


Just tell him those are vitamins for libido.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 03:03 PM
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I wonder what it will smell like when it is past it's expiration date?



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 03:12 PM
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a reply to: Trueman

Violets and roses.

It sounds like the makings of a scented bath to me .

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posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 03:14 PM
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Stuffing roses up there has worked for me ...
why pay for pills?

These will never catch on in America, though... Dutch Ovens for sweeties are far too popular.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 03:34 PM
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I took one to see if it works. Now come over here and let me fart in your general direction and you let me know if it smells of elderberries.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 03:36 PM
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They could be rich, if only.

One word...

Bacon


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posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 03:38 PM
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originally posted by: Fallingdown
a reply to: Trueman
Violets and roses.
It sounds like the makings of a scented bath to me .


Just don't fart close to bee hives



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 03:45 PM
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originally posted by: recrisp
They could be rich, if only.
One word...
Bacon


But you need to teach yourself to mimic and sync the sizzling sound too. Thanks too difficult. I can do trumpets only.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 03:51 PM
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originally posted by: Baddogma
Stuffing roses up there has worked for me ...


Who has time to potpourri it. Also too messy.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 04:44 PM
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originally posted by: Baddogma
Stuffing roses up there has worked for me ...
why pay for pills?

These will never catch on in America, though... Dutch Ovens for sweeties are far too popular.
This stuff would fix that confetti effect.



posted on Jul, 17 2019 @ 05:28 PM
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Yeah but they still haven't found a way to make my roses smell like flatulence





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