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Logan Co. man allegedly driving stolen vehicle filled with uranium, a rattlesnake, and Kentucky Del

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posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 05:18 AM
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HA!! Too funny!! This guy deserves an award or sumthin'!

Most Awesome Clown in the Universe Award -


I mean, how the heck do you top that??? You just can't! LOLOLOL **snort** LOLOL!!!

I've been sitting here for a good 10 minutes just tryin' to figure out how you could ever top this. It just can't be done!

Imagine faces on the dispatchers when the radio call came in to police dispatch:

"Taking two into custody for:
Stolen vehicle
Expired tags
Expired Drivers License
Open Container
Possession of a firearm
Driving While Under the Influence
...
Possession of Radioactive Uranium
...
and ummmm...a rattlesnake."


I don't care what anybody says, THIS dude knows how to PART-EEY!!!

Now I think we're going to have to re-invent the term "Go BIG, or Go HOME! LOL!

ETA - I don't know about the gal, but the dude must need a cart to carry his balls around on!
edit on 7/12/2019 by Flyingclaydisk because: (no reason given)




posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 07:19 AM
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originally posted by: The GUT
So far no charges on the radioactive powdered uranium either.

Can you snort that #?
Asking for a friend.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 07:21 AM
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a reply to: JohnnyCanuck

Powder anything enough and you can snort it. The question is why would you want to? Somehow the idea of nose tumors and lung cancer just doesn't appeal.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:07 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko

Whenever I see a story like this and there is no Florida connection reported I know its either a coverup or some brand of Fake News!



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:08 AM
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a reply to: Darkblade71

He should have sold the cat and bought a jeep. That's how the song goes, anyway.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:13 AM
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a reply to: JohnnyCanuck

Not sure about snorting, but when I sprinkle it on my Coco Puffs, it gives my cereal that kick it has always been missing.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 08:14 AM
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a reply to: ketsuko

I have a dream of a world where we can freely mock absolutely everyone!



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 09:09 AM
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originally posted by: Slave2theTruth
a reply to: ketsuko

I have a dream of a world where we can freely mock absolutely everyone!

And everyone has heard of Ozzy and/or Keef! Nothing exceeds like excess!

However...The Gut rarely posts for chuckles. It's the backstory that he wants us to suss out.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 09:37 AM
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That's...I gotta hand it to him, Florida Man has one hell of a new high bar to reach now.

Bravo, crazy-ass Oklahoman redneck, bravo



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 09:45 AM
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Give the guy a break,all he wanted to do was make the classic "pick me up"tonic made by mixing rattlesnake venom,KD and uranium..
I mean come on,we've all done it.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 09:48 AM
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a reply to: Silcone Synapse

Hang Over Cure Par Excellance! Who needs a raw egg? Nope. This dude said, "Hold my beer!"



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 09:49 AM
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originally posted by: Silcone Synapse
Give the guy a break,all he wanted to do was make the classic "pick me up"tonic made by mixing rattlesnake venom,KD and uranium..
I mean come on,we've all done it.

I think you win the Internet for today!



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 10:05 AM
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I wonder if he hangs around with Bob Lazar.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 12:05 PM
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And a smiley face necklace in his booking photo. Too perfect!!

www.foxnews.com...





posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 12:07 PM
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More info:

www.foxnews.com...

"After making the arrests, police began the process of impounding the SUV -- when they noticed a terrarium in the backseat.

Further inspection revealed that Jennings was in possession of a Timber rattlesnake -- that was directly next to powdered uranium.
Gibbs said officers had to call in a hazardous materials disposal company to deal with the uranium rod, which he said was “radioactive,” but at low levels.

Police were not able to charge Jennings because investigators found the amount of uranium he had was legal and could be purchased on sites like Amazon.com.

Gibbs said that the man joked with arresting officers he was actually planning to build a “super snake” before explaining that he “scraps metal for a living” and got the uranium from a rod taken out of an instrument meant to detect radiation."


a super snake-hahahaha!





posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 12:49 PM
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a reply to: Onlyyouknow

I mentioned a homebrew Godzilla? Not my idea, my son has talked about it with his king snake. So that's where the idea came from.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 02:04 PM
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I wonder what kind of music they were listening to at the moment the police lights came on.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 02:06 PM
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Whoa wait
and this ISNT IN FLORDIA?!

A new Contender enters the chat:



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 04:54 PM
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YES! Oklahoma Man steals the crown on Florida Man Friday! I would have been seriously disappointed if he wasn't a strong contender.



posted on Jul, 12 2019 @ 06:41 PM
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What a piker. I got some Plutonium, a daisy cutter, and a spitting cobra strapped to a wolverine in my car right now. But my tags are current!



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