Squirrels are CIA agents

a reply to: chiefsmom

No.. what interest would they have here

a reply to: chiefsmom

Squirrelnutz is a ATS Member , but is Long Gone Now . I Always Wondered about Him ........

a reply to: carewemust

I agree, Selective resolve

a reply to: underpass61



They have told us their every move

a reply to: Zanti Misfit

Maybe he's a star now

baby beluga? whats everyones problem with squirrels? how many names do you have? baby beluga like a vicious wolverine or weapon x ? weak

a reply to: Firebrand1105volunteer

Are you afraid of clowns?, you shouldn't be. They are here to cheer people up. I happen to love squirrels, just not the one's who watch me in the shower.

a reply to: Zanti Misfit

Their is so much to be learned here

a reply to: Sabrechucker

Seems that Squrrel is a Socialist Demorat ......LOL

I shot a squirrel today, just for the OP.

He was so happy, bouncing around the yard, picking up nuts and of course gathering intel for the deep state.

Shot him with my 45-70, turned him into a cloud of red mist.

a reply to: MisterSpock

A red mist would be a chipmunk!! You blew away a chipmunk due to your hatred of squirrels. I don't encourage discriminatory slaying of harmless rodents. You sir should be locked away!!

a reply to: Sabrechucker

You should just be happy that someone took some action based on your op.

All those furry ground rats look alike.

a reply to: MisterSpock

It is hard to decipher.. Kudos for shooting first!

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: MisterSpock

It is hard to decipher.. Kudos for shooting first!

Well you know how it is, shoot first....identify later.



My yard is so much safer now.

a reply to: underpass61

They have been using whales for years now, that fellow probably was hungry and was used to humans giving him food.

Though squirrel make good cia agents as well I suppose, dolphins are better at that job, they have been trying to train them for years to attach or detach things to submarines in the navy, and some of them go boom. Among other various things dolphins get up to on a daily basis, that is. Plus like the squirrel, nobody ever suspects that it was the dolphin that did it. I mean look at that cute little whale fellow sporting that wicked cool and very stylish body strap. Doesn't look very suspicious at all now does he? Just makes you want to pet him and give him a fish.

Some older threads on it.
US Navy Seals using dolphins as weapons

There good at finding stuff in the depths as well.
Navy dolphins discover rare torpedo

a reply to: MisterSpock

That's a fact...whoops, should have ID themselves

a reply to: Sabrechucker

. . . a former CIA agent told NPR, "No, it's complete idiocy. You can't use squirrels for espionage."

If this statement is true it's an admission they tried.

a reply to: Sabrechucker

WTH! I want that thing tested for Rodent Enhancing Drugs!

Sadly no samples can be obtained , agent Tufty was lost in action.

a reply to: MisterSpock

Be careful , sometimes they Fight Back ...........

a reply to: MisterSpock

Squirrels on parade..who other than a squirrel would have a pocket full of shells



Squirrels on parade!!