Squirrels are CIA agents

a reply to: 3n19m470

Let's pretend for a second that birds keep tabs on us and try to manipulate our environment if they dislike us.

If that's not enough, let's humor the idea plants can communicate and change the immediate setting to favor their survival at the expense of animals.

And, alas, those are real occurrences.

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: MisterSpock

Of the two, I find that squirrel tastes better.

Although robin breasts make a pretty decent version of a lark pie, if done right.

TMI, perhaps?

Great info, but that's why I really have no follow through on my "anger" over these things. I won't kill anything intentionally that I don't intend to consume(circle of life and all that).

Still it is pretty frustrating, after all it is MY PROPERTY. I've showen them the deed and they just chirp and fly away. Little bastards.

Oh K'mon now... I'm trying to help!

Use robins the exact same way you would if you were making a pigeon pie.

I've heard that they have been making a comeback since GoT has pigeon pies in there somewhere.

Although my wife just pointed out that it might be slightly illegal to shoot robins now in the US since they are song birds?

Erm...

~wanders off of the thread~

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: MisterSpock

Of the two, I find that squirrel tastes better.

Although robin breasts make a pretty decent version of a lark pie, if done right.

TMI, perhaps?

Great info, but that's why I really have no follow through on my "anger" over these things. I won't kill anything intentionally that I don't intend to consume(circle of life and all that).

Still it is pretty frustrating, after all it is MY PROPERTY. I've showen them the deed and they just chirp and fly away. Little bastards.

Oh K'mon now... I'm trying to help!

Use robins the exact same way you would if you were making a pigeon pie.

I've heard that they have been making a comeback since GoT has pigeon pies in there somewhere.

Although my wife just pointed out that it might be slightly illegal to shoot robins now in the US since they are song birds?

Erm...

~wanders off of the thread~

Well, obviously, if I shot any robins I would tie a brick to them and throw them in the nearest river.....

I am Italian.

a reply to: Bigburgh

AAAHAHA. hey man, don't knock roadkill until you've tried it.

PS: Don't try it

originally posted by: Bigburgh

originally posted by: Lumenari
a reply to: MisterSpock

Of the two, I find that squirrel tastes better.

Although robin breasts make a pretty decent version of a lark pie, if done right.

TMI, perhaps?

WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!

Next thing you'll say is that your or my great great relatives from West Virginia chewing on Willow Bark for the Aspirin quality..

I've two big willow trees on my property that I use the new shoots of for just that... LOL

Sorry to out myself as a hillbilly!

Although I think they learned it from the Native Americans.

Imagine what squirrels or rabbits would look like if they ate meat....*shudders* Then we'd be in real trouble!

a reply to: Lumenari

You Robin hating Son of a..I am currently on the phone with the....I don't know "people who give #" DEC.is that it? your going down man...

originally posted by: BlackIbanez
Imagine what squirrels or rabbits would look like if they ate meat....*shudders* Then we'd be in real trouble!

Actually, robins are omnivorous and squirrels eat meat if they get too hungry...

So I think we'll be OK.

a reply to: BlackIbanez

Have you ever seen MASTER SPLINTER!

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: Lumenari

You Robin hating Son of a..I am currently on the phone with the....I don't know "people who give #" DEC.is that it? your going down man...

I don't hate robins!

They taste pretty good with a little butter and Herbs de Provence!

I just prefer squirrel, campfire baked with a bit of butter and salt.

Does that make me a speciest?

~shocked look~

a reply to: Lumenari

No..It makes you a Redneck. And the world needs more Rednecks

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: Lumenari

You Robin hating Son of a..I am currently on the phone with the....I don't know "people who give #" DEC.is that it? your going down man...

I don't hate robins!

They taste pretty good with a little butter and Herbs de Provence!

I just prefer squirrel, campfire baked with a bit of butter and salt.

Does that make me a speciest?

~shocked look~

You're a monster.

Whats wrong with a high soy diet? Soy robin burgers?

I think I actually saw them in the freezer isle the other day. Right next to the soy squirrel patties.

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: Lumenari

No..It makes you a Redneck. And the world needs more Rednecks

Technically I'm a redskin, so it's more than just the neck in my case...

a reply to: Lumenari

Those cuts are too lean for me.

Nothing confit with duck fat can't fix though.

a reply to: Lumenari

Good stuff..

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: Lumenari

No..It makes you a Redneck. And the world needs more Rednecks

Technically I'm a redskin, so it's more than just the neck in my case...

Indian? So your ancestors killed off the soy buffalo. That's why we don't have access to free range soy anymore and have to make it out of #weed and other crap.

a reply to: MisterSpock

Soy Squirrel patties!!! where do you shop, I want in.

The best I can get is:

Pasified Coy

Nuclear Salmon

Raped Reindeer

Or petrified scrotum necked wild turkey.

a reply to: MisterSpock

May I remind you that this thread is about covert Squirrels.

originally posted by: MisterSpock

originally posted by: Lumenari

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: Lumenari

No..It makes you a Redneck. And the world needs more Rednecks

Technically I'm a redskin, so it's more than just the neck in my case...

Indian? So your ancestors killed off the soy buffalo. That's why we don't have access to free range soy anymore and have to make it out of #weed and other crap.

Well, it was rather easy to kill a soy buffalo... they had no energy really and you just pushed them over and they died.

Wasn't our fault about the extinction thing though!!!!

The soy buffalo bulls all grew tits and got all needy and emotional, the cows ended up not being interested in breeding and nature took its course.

Soy... a natural pseudo-estrogen.

Thank God that no other species got into using soy a lot as a food source!

originally posted by: Sabrechucker
a reply to: MisterSpock

May I remind you that this thread is about covert Squirrels.

I apologize for my part in derailing your CIA squirrel thread and it may indeed have merit.

May I also say this has been the funnest thread I have been in for awhile so S&F for the theory!