Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says stress is 'making me lose weight'

According to this AOL report, dear little Alex is under so much stress that she's losing weight.

Let's do take a moment and send warm, fuzzy thoughts her way.

“You have to watch what you eat,” the 70-year-old Democrat said. “Because you can gain weight very quickly.”

But according to Ocasio-Cortez, she has the opposite problem.

“I need to gain weight,” she said. “The stress is making me lose weight.”

I really couldn't figure out where to put this. Dropping it in Breaking Political News was kind of tongue-in-cheek. Probably belongs in the Joke section, but it's true.

I've come to the conclusion that a good mark of the decline of a civilization is when the difference between truth and satire becomes nearly indistinguishable.

What's next? Are we going to start documenting her bathroom breaks here?

a reply to: LordAhriman

She documented her own issues. She seems to be one of those people who's into over-sharing on social media.

Stress can make people lose weight. She'll just have to learn to manage her issues. I hear exercise is good for it.

a reply to: incoserv

Weight loss, bug eyes, is easily agitated...I think she needs a thyroid study done..

Just sayin'..

a reply to: incoserv

She should throw something in that big mouth of hers whenever it's open. She'd be on "My 600-Pound Life" by now.

Her immaturity is catching up with her. Unfortuntely, she overshares every personal detail about her life, thinking people care. Some people probably do but the rest of us, not so much.

More than likely, the fact that her beginning to fall out with the Dems is making her come to the realization that she's not all that powerful or very knowledgable about our government or history of our country. Her education seems to be lacking even though she has a college degree.

She sees an end to the fawning from the media and her own "party."

a reply to: NarcolepticBuddha

She is really a grey.
The national enquirer will catch her before she applies the maybelline soon.

Maybe it’s a cover for coc aine or meth use? Seems weird she would make this public on her own.

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: incoserv

Weight loss, bug eyes, is easily agitated...I think she needs a thyroid study done..

Just sayin'..

I’ve been saying that all along.

The bug eyes scream Hyper Thyroid.

She should see a Doctor (and occasionally watch the History channel.)

a reply to: incoserv

Stressed out and can't keep weight on, she says? Overly talkative, never STFU, bug eyes, easily agitated, aggressive, twitchiness, repetitive behavior/statements, and an attitude of superiority... Sounds like the symptoms of a methamphetamine addiction. Has anyone thought to shake her down for a meth pipe?

originally posted by: whyamIhere

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: incoserv

Weight loss, bug eyes, is easily agitated...I think she needs a thyroid study done..

Just sayin'..

I’ve been saying that all along.

The bug eyes scream Hyper Thyroid.

She should see a Doctor (and occasionally watch the History channel.)

Huh, bugeyes? Grave's Disease?

She needs a new PR/CrisisMgmt firm 😎

a reply to: Creep Thumper

Her philosophy is a grave disease on this country...

a reply to: incoserv

She should try to find a less stressful occupation if it is debilitating her this much.

I think sammich maker or day-care provider.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6
a reply to: Creep Thumper

Her philosophy is a grave disease on this country...

Whatever her malfunction is I'm glad people in her own party have recognized how stupid and generally uneducated she is.

Now if her electorate can get her recalled . . .

And those two Muslim loons . . .

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: incoserv

She should try to find a less stressful occupation if it is debilitating her this much.

I think sammich maker or day-care provider.

Meanwhile, we may have found an answer to your lifelong battle with the bulge... run for Congress as a communist and watch the pounds fly off your frame, my friend.

originally posted by: burdman30ott6

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: incoserv

She should try to find a less stressful occupation if it is debilitating her this much.

I think sammich maker or day-care provider.

Meanwhile, we may have found an answer to your lifelong battle with the bulge... run for Congress as a communist and watch the pounds fly off your frame, my friend.

Not worth it. I'd have to have a lobotomy as well and those hurt!

All that "thinking" is burning like 5000 calories a day.

Poor girl.

What? She said something that made sense?