FEAR INDUCED CONSTIPATION [SS2019]

FEAR INDUCED CONSTIPATION

I’m afraid to use my toilet. It gurgles and glugs. I know something is in the pipes. The thought of sitting on the seat, ass hanging over that hole makes me clench up and nothing comes out. What if that something is hungry for human flesh?

originally posted by: Skid Mark
FEAR INDUCED CONSTIPATION

I’m afraid to use my toilet. It gurgles and glugs. I know something is in the pipes. The thought of sitting on the seat, ass hanging over that hole makes me clench up and nothing comes out. What if that something is hungry for human flesh?

Dude! Whats up?

a reply to: crappiekat

Not much. You?

Working, Working Working

Gave up ice fishing. Too much snow.

The fishing is really good right now. But I just don't want to put my carhardts on anymore this year.

Heading down south next week to do some open water fishing. YES YES.

Being on the boat is the best in the spring.

a reply to: crappiekat
Fishing is nice.

Yea I've had it, I'm not going for a month ..

a reply to: 0bserver1

There are always buckets. Just line it with a trash bag and you'll be fine.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Had to laugh since one of my grandsons had this paranoia when I was trying to potty train him. Glad you shared in main thread...missed it before now.

a reply to: Skid Mark

How I miss constipation..

sigh.

bally

a reply to: Skid Mark

I was always more scared of pit latrine outhouses.
Look way down 10 to 15 feet.
Wait! This thing is sitting on a big hole.
What if the sides collapse and the whole
thing falls down into the pit?

I don't think I need to go after all.

originally posted by: pthena
a reply to: Skid Mark

I was always more scared of pit latrine outhouses.
Look way down 10 to 15 feet.
Wait! This thing is sitting on a big hole.
What if the sides collapse and the whole
thing falls down into the pit?

I don't think I need to go after all.

LOL, now that's funny.
Me I just gotta go.
Anytime, day or night run to the dunny.
Pit toilet? Wouldn't say no.

a reply to: bally001

I was just kidding when I wrote "always".
I got over my fear eventually, kinda.

a reply to: pthena

Haha. The only thing that had me spooked with a pit toilet was when there was an unusual noise (not your own) emanating from within the pit. Then...I'd hurry up. Heard many a story of snakes and frogs.

Kind regards,

bally

a reply to: CynConcepts
Wow. That would suck. He was afraid the potty monster would eat him?

a reply to: bally001

How I miss constipation..

Chug some Pepto and it'll fix you right up.


a reply to: pthena

No kidding! Something could crawl up there while you're butt's hovering over the hole. You could feel a tickle on your cheek and the next thing you know you have a big, hairy spider on your butt.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Like you wrote above: there are buckets with trash bags.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Unfortunately, his big brother showed him some of those videos that have a big snake coming out of the toilet. Even to this day, he still is a little nervous. Though, the new toilet doesn't start filling water into the tank, gurgling, while you set upon the seat. Lol.

To be fair though...after watching such videos, even I can get a wee bit paranoid!

a reply to: pthena

Plot hole! I know. If I'd had more space I would have explained why a bucket wouldn't work.

a reply to: CynConcepts

That would do it. There's nothing like the thought of something reaching up and touching your cheek while you're doing your business.

Good to see you guys, it's been a while.