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FEAR INDUCED CONSTIPATION [SS2019]

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posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 08:18 AM
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FEAR INDUCED CONSTIPATION

I’m afraid to use my toilet. It gurgles and glugs. I know something is in the pipes. The thought of sitting on the seat, ass hanging over that hole makes me clench up and nothing comes out. What if that something is hungry for human flesh?




posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 08:53 AM
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posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 09:35 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
FEAR INDUCED CONSTIPATION

I’m afraid to use my toilet. It gurgles and glugs. I know something is in the pipes. The thought of sitting on the seat, ass hanging over that hole makes me clench up and nothing comes out. What if that something is hungry for human flesh?


Dude! Whats up?


edit on 5-4-2019 by crappiekat because: lol



posted on Apr, 5 2019 @ 11:43 PM
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a reply to: crappiekat

Not much. You?



posted on Apr, 6 2019 @ 10:55 AM
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Working, Working Working

Gave up ice fishing. Too much snow.

The fishing is really good right now. But I just don't want to put my carhardts on anymore this year.

Heading down south next week to do some open water fishing. YES YES.

Being on the boat is the best in the spring.



posted on Apr, 6 2019 @ 10:27 PM
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a reply to: crappiekat
Fishing is nice.



posted on Apr, 10 2019 @ 01:46 PM
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Yea I've had it, I'm not going for a month ..



posted on Apr, 10 2019 @ 09:19 PM
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a reply to: 0bserver1

There are always buckets. Just line it with a trash bag and you'll be fine.



posted on Apr, 12 2019 @ 09:21 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Had to laugh since one of my grandsons had this paranoia when I was trying to potty train him. Glad you shared in main thread...missed it before now.



posted on Apr, 12 2019 @ 09:32 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

How I miss constipation..

sigh.

bally



posted on Apr, 12 2019 @ 10:12 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

I was always more scared of pit latrine outhouses.
Look way down 10 to 15 feet.
Wait! This thing is sitting on a big hole.
What if the sides collapse and the whole
thing falls down into the pit?

I don't think I need to go after all.



posted on Apr, 12 2019 @ 10:39 PM
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originally posted by: pthena
a reply to: Skid Mark

I was always more scared of pit latrine outhouses.
Look way down 10 to 15 feet.
Wait! This thing is sitting on a big hole.
What if the sides collapse and the whole
thing falls down into the pit?

I don't think I need to go after all.


LOL, now that's funny.
Me I just gotta go.
Anytime, day or night run to the dunny.
Pit toilet? Wouldn't say no.



posted on Apr, 12 2019 @ 11:07 PM
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a reply to: bally001

I was just kidding when I wrote "always".
I got over my fear eventually, kinda.



posted on Apr, 12 2019 @ 11:30 PM
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a reply to: pthena

Haha. The only thing that had me spooked with a pit toilet was when there was an unusual noise (not your own) emanating from within the pit. Then...I'd hurry up. Heard many a story of snakes and frogs.

Kind regards,

bally



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 06:11 AM
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a reply to: CynConcepts
Wow. That would suck. He was afraid the potty monster would eat him?

a reply to: bally001



How I miss constipation..

Chug some Pepto and it'll fix you right up.


a reply to: pthena

No kidding! Something could crawl up there while you're butt's hovering over the hole. You could feel a tickle on your cheek and the next thing you know you have a big, hairy spider on your butt.



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 08:22 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Like you wrote above: there are buckets with trash bags.



posted on Apr, 13 2019 @ 09:26 AM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

Unfortunately, his big brother showed him some of those videos that have a big snake coming out of the toilet. Even to this day, he still is a little nervous. Though, the new toilet doesn't start filling water into the tank, gurgling, while you set upon the seat. Lol.

To be fair though...after watching such videos, even I can get a wee bit paranoid!



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 07:40 AM
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a reply to: pthena

Plot hole! I know. If I'd had more space I would have explained why a bucket wouldn't work.

a reply to: CynConcepts

That would do it. There's nothing like the thought of something reaching up and touching your cheek while you're doing your business.
edit on 14-4-2019 by Skid Mark because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 14 2019 @ 08:01 AM
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Good to see you guys, it's been a while.




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