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The Meg . . . . . a film review of the dv-davija movie

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posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:01 PM
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This will be a live-action review.

When I take a break to smoke an evil cigarette, I will comment on the movie.

20 minutes in, good so far.




posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:03 PM
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i watched it awhile back. its ok, nothing great
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posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:04 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I liked it, but then again I'm a huge statham fan.

Will pretty much watch anything he does, even a cooking show.......which now that I think about it would be awesome.



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:06 PM
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Cooking with jason.

Female guest chef

"And now....we add a pinch of rosemary..."

Jason

"Oi...why the # did you do that, back away from the pan......"

**roundhouse kick**
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posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:25 PM
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I'm going to spoil the movie for you dbc.....

Statham kicks ass......I'm sure you never saw it coming.

Handsome Rob strikes again.



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:25 PM
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Okay, 40 minutes in, saw a big shark, some drama and action, still liking it. . . .



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

40 minutes....4 drinks....same thing.

Everything gets better with alcohol.



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:49 PM
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So for being a film review in real time....you're really dropping the ball.

Do I need to start taking applications for a new role model?

This hurts...this whole thing hurts...



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:56 PM
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An hour in. . . silly but still fun to watch.



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 09:56 PM
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originally posted by: MisterSpock
So for being a film review in real time....you're really dropping the ball.

Do I need to start taking applications for a new role model?

This hurts...this whole thing hurts...


You need a hug. . .



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 10:02 PM
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Not sure about the movie.

I own the novel it's based off of, and I am afraid it will end up like WWZ -- a nice enough giant shark movie with Jason Statham that bears little actual resemblance to the intellectual property they bought to base it on.
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posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 10:12 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: MisterSpock
So for being a film review in real time....you're really dropping the ball.

Do I need to start taking applications for a new role model?

This hurts...this whole thing hurts...


You need a hug. . .


Goes in for hug.....initiates operation reach around....



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 10:21 PM
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Sadness, crying, blood and drama.

And that was just my prostate during a bathroom break.

Movie is still good though.



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 10:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey, get that checked out old man.

I'm sure dr statham could shove a fist up there and figure out what's going on in the ol poop shoot.
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posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 10:44 PM
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4 minutes left in the film, still has my attention, entertaining flick!



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 10:55 PM
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Ok. Amusing, and worth the price of a ticket, but it won't win any Oscars.



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 11:10 PM
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posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 11:11 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The problem with statham movies is people go into them thinking hes acting, and not actually downplaying real life reenactments of his personal life.

He's too bad ass for Hollywood, so they have him dumb it down for the screen.

Its tragic.



posted on Nov, 13 2018 @ 11:12 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy


Shut up meg......



posted on Nov, 14 2018 @ 03:10 AM
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Heh, I just watched it myself. Pretty entertaining all in all. Hella lot better than 2 Headed Shark Attack or Sharknado. Though... the bar isn't too high with either one of those.




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