The Meg . . . . . a film review of the dv-davija movie

This will be a live-action review.

When I take a break to smoke an evil cigarette, I will comment on the movie.

20 minutes in, good so far.

i watched it awhile back. its ok, nothing great

a reply to: DBCowboy

I liked it, but then again I'm a huge statham fan.

Will pretty much watch anything he does, even a cooking show.......which now that I think about it would be awesome.

Cooking with jason.

Female guest chef

"And now....we add a pinch of rosemary..."

Jason

"Oi...why the # did you do that, back away from the pan......"

**roundhouse kick**

I'm going to spoil the movie for you dbc.....

Statham kicks ass......I'm sure you never saw it coming.

Handsome Rob strikes again.

Okay, 40 minutes in, saw a big shark, some drama and action, still liking it. . . .

a reply to: DBCowboy

40 minutes....4 drinks....same thing.

Everything gets better with alcohol.

So for being a film review in real time....you're really dropping the ball.

Do I need to start taking applications for a new role model?

This hurts...this whole thing hurts...

An hour in. . . silly but still fun to watch.

originally posted by: MisterSpock
So for being a film review in real time....you're really dropping the ball.

Do I need to start taking applications for a new role model?

This hurts...this whole thing hurts...

You need a hug. . .

Not sure about the movie.

I own the novel it's based off of, and I am afraid it will end up like WWZ -- a nice enough giant shark movie with Jason Statham that bears little actual resemblance to the intellectual property they bought to base it on.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: MisterSpock
So for being a film review in real time....you're really dropping the ball.

Do I need to start taking applications for a new role model?

This hurts...this whole thing hurts...

You need a hug. . .

Goes in for hug.....initiates operation reach around....

Sadness, crying, blood and drama.

And that was just my prostate during a bathroom break.

Movie is still good though.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Hey, get that checked out old man.

I'm sure dr statham could shove a fist up there and figure out what's going on in the ol poop shoot.

4 minutes left in the film, still has my attention, entertaining flick!

Ok. Amusing, and worth the price of a ticket, but it won't win any Oscars.

a reply to: DBCowboy

The problem with statham movies is people go into them thinking hes acting, and not actually downplaying real life reenactments of his personal life.

He's too bad ass for Hollywood, so they have him dumb it down for the screen.

Its tragic.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

Shut up meg......

Heh, I just watched it myself. Pretty entertaining all in all. Hella lot better than 2 Headed Shark Attack or Sharknado. Though... the bar isn't too high with either one of those.