posted on Nov, 11 2018 @ 03:35 PM
Troglodytes! Morons! Preverts!
You are standing way too damn close to me in the checkout line, at the bank, at the takeout.
I'm not choking, you don't need to grind up behind me to administer Heimlich. You're not a dog, you don't need to know about my butt smells.
Do not sidle up next to me when I'm using the credit pad. That is just rude and inconsiderate.
Stand back! Wait your turn! This is the kind of thing I will karate chop you in the front hole region for at an ATM.
Do not wedge yourself in front of me because you found a free 18 inches of space that you think belongs to you.
You are not a line ninja, and it's not cute.
Oh are you in line? huh huh huh
Step off you MF you can't possibly be that dumb.
Even better when I'm 40 feet away from a line and no one is there and you still get right up behind me and wait in a non-existant line. I want to slap
you with a rubber chicken until your nose bleeds!
In the era of #metoo, microagressions, toxic genders, knee-jerk harassment accusations, and the occasional Trader Joe banning--How do people not have
a concept of personal space anymore?
Get a brain!
Stay tuned for part 2, where I rip on people who stand in front of elevators even though other people are trying to get out of there!
edit on 11-11-2018 by NarcolepticBuddha because: (no reason given)