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An Ode to the Knee.

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posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 06:44 PM
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In lieu of an off-topic poetry forum, let me craft this over my sensitive joint:



The knee is like a hinge, when it hurts we tend to winge.


Everything is good brother.
I don't want you to look me in the eye, and see the tears.

The best legal painkiller?
More alcohol, and maybe
Some codeine.

I hear an anthem ...
Your knee must bow.

Not today, the pain is shooting up my leg.

Like a breath, you can hold it in.

Not really ...




posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 06:46 PM
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The biggest massacre in the US was at Wounded ...?
I can stand on one leg when I need to ...



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 06:49 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

The bendy part of your leg,
Is as fragile as an egg.
When you bend it in error,
The pain is a terror,
And for drugs you must beg.


Feel better old soldier!


edit on 12-9-2018 by DBCowboy because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 06:54 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Knees are a bastard.
Rhymey rhyme, whateva.

Along with teeth, knees are absolute proof that intelligent design is bullsh!t.



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 07:01 PM
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Some people like their grass,
But this knee
could kick me in the ....



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 07:09 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

I kneed a beer



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 07:11 PM
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Democracy left me in a slump
I'm going to vote
Despite my stump.

Elections! What a drag.

Like a hippie you just shaved his hair
I feel it is no longer there.

I saw it again today
What you can't see, won't go away.

edit on 12-9-2018 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 07:15 PM
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a reply to: halfoldman

To me the knee
Is a sh!t idea
Cause when it hurts
And hurts like a bastard
It's enough to give me
Explosive diarrhea



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 07:34 PM
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If I could fling my aching knee
into a singularity
I'd be temporarily
as [expletive] glad I could be

when it came on back to me
days before I set it free
I would cherish happily
special relativity



Sorry, that's all I have off the cuff. What I wrote at first was just mean.



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 07:43 PM
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The Secret of Aging:

The secret of aging,
This secret is true
I might get all rusty
When I'm aging with you.

A knee needs no socks, nor fancy caps,
Like a tent needs no winds,
Apart from the applauding flaps.
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posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 07:52 PM
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Did you circle the earth.
My German friend?
We shall dance round again
Until your face is the end.



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 08:13 PM
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A haunted tv show:

There are ghosts in the cards,
There are ghosts here today
And a bit like Columbus
They won't go away.

There's a ghost in every finger
And a ghost in every toe
And right down your throat
There's a ghost, you don't know.
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posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 08:45 PM
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If the spirits don't want me to marry this woman, give me a sign!



See?
Absolutely nothing.



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 09:01 PM
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Now which side hurts?

Actually nothing!

The Left and the Right are balanced.



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 09:55 PM
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The pain it grows each day you see.
For its not my fault and it wasn’t me!
It’s not my time how could this be?
I took an arrow in the knee!

a reply to: halfoldman



posted on Sep, 12 2018 @ 11:22 PM
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A Western knee-jerk reaction is never good (har, har).

That's why I sometimes watch Alja-knee-ra



posted on Sep, 13 2018 @ 12:52 AM
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a reply to: halfoldman

Sorry brother, we're in a proverbial fox-hole.
I couldn't think of anything better to lighten the mood right now.



posted on Sep, 13 2018 @ 12:56 AM
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I say common UN, raise the Titanic.

Do you know how much booze is still down there?



posted on Sep, 14 2018 @ 05:36 PM
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i told her to kneel but she had no knees
she said, is okay if i just lie flatly?
i said, well gee that would be uncomfy
as i planned to do something...
she was unaware however of my foresight in action
i made a distraction with a spray of some capsicum
what use is a lady with no knees
she cannot please, dont call me a sleaze
it's just these days im this way
sorry mate



posted on Sep, 14 2018 @ 05:38 PM
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i kneel before god to forgive me for that last rap
it was crap, i wrote my own failure and trap
for those who see it will never look back
on me ever, i thought i was clever
my lips tremble, now labled mental
the site admin call my parentals
who lock me up in a tower
eating nothing but ham
my hair grows to be the longest in the land
but cos im a man no prince takes my hand
that last rap was literally spam sorry man #



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