What?! Account not deleted? Well, I'll be a primate's primate...
That's right Derek Darkly (formerly 'Splitner Anuan' as seen on Mark Zuckerturd's little socialist experiment) chiming in here. Indeed, the most
despised character on the interspermz of underweb traffic today... Dodging bullets more proficiently than Jackie-O-what's-her-name. Yeah.
So... let me get right to the point(z).
(2) Fireworks are for idiots (the immature, troglodytes and such) and people who have never had a child or pet who is deathly afraid of them.
(3) If you have never felt clinical panic or anxiety, good for you. And please, throw a pack of M-80's on my porch, so my dog can have a heart attack.
I understand your free-dumbz is at stake here. ;-)
(4) 1776 happened a while ago. Perhaps your mom's mom's mom was there....?
(5) Did you-ins-all know that wild animals sometimes abandon their young due to the emotional trauma brought on by fireworks? "NAHHHHHhhhhh... who
CURZzzz.... Burgerz... McTacos....."
(6) Please throw all your cigarette butts out of your car window. But, just not onto YOUR OWN lawn though, right? LoL Society needs this sort of
thing. It really helps. (Just thought i'd throw that one in there... see #1 for clarification.)
(7) Let's re-create the sights and sounds of WAR all night long ya'll!!! Fun for the whole family. No danger involved, either. Just good theater.
(8) I only posted this here because Chancellor Zuckerberghin demanded my official ID recently... so I quit his shi**y MMO game. (LoL.. not sure those
people were real, either.)
(9) Welp.... carry on, pyrophiles. Make 'em count. BA-BLOOM!! KER-POW!! YA HEARD?! ;-)
(10) As a proud troglodyte, I personally like fireworks... but not as much as typing and giving reality a nice leg-kick once in a while.
edit on 4-7-2018 by DeReK DaRkLy because: #spellMUCH