The Trump-Kim Summit

Since one of my super-powers is looking into the future, I thought I'd offer you all at ATS my interpretation of the Trump-Kim Summit.


First off, they all get commemorative tattoos. Kim gets his on his fanny.

Second, they agree to get pizza delivered for chow. Trump gets his half-Hawaiian. Kim takes offense but Trump says he's buying so Kim backs down.

Third, Trump gets Kim to get rid of all nukes by making a pinky swear. Yes. He did a pinky swear. Not since Abraham Lincoln, has a world leader done a pinky swear.

Fourth, the media claims it's a disaster because no one got blown up in a firestorm of nukes, so they have nothing to run on in 2020. So CNN tries to nuke some place but all they got was empty promises because they used a Nigerian Prince as their arms broker.



Finally, Hillary Clinton is a Decepticon. And she still sucks.


So what are all of your predictions, ATS?

Incorrect.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I predict they will both come out chewing gum.

💥🎃💥

a reply to: Phage

I think we just need to agree to disagree.

a reply to: Phage

Which one?

I'm going with Trump offers him two billion dollars, his own private island, and all the sunblock he'll ever need, if he steps down from power in North Korea. Oh, and cookies.

a reply to: DBCowboy
As the first step in establishing relations, Kim will set up a Twitter account, and they will "follow" each other. They will agree to continue using Twitter for ongoing negotiations.

Did he really just say he wanted to "make north korea great again"?
Unbelievable!

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein
Yet another history lesson. Like Canada burning the White House?

When was North Korea great?

a reply to: DBCowboy

My awesome and completely anonymous sources already confirm the pinky swear.

You're 1/4 so far DB!

a reply to: Phage

You mean the War of 1812?

- I don't know, when was it?

a reply to: DBCowboy

Trump will sell out the USs' allies to make himself look good.

or

Trump will leave the meeting having achieved nothing but looking like the sun shines out of his ar$e.

originally posted by: myselfaswell
a reply to: DBCowboy

Trump will sell out the USs' allies to make himself look good.

or

Trump will leave the meeting having achieved nothing but looking like the sun shines out of his ar$e.

Trump will have Trudeau deliver Tim Horton donuts to prove that he owns the G7.

I think he just offered Kim 10 of the 11 secret herbs and spices from KFC.
Sh!ts getting real...

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

No. Kim wants a burger joint.
Big Mac Special Sauce.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

No. Kim wants a burger joint.
Big Mac Special Sauce.

My powers aren't clear on this, but I think Trump and Kim both get stoned on some awesome grass and then they GO to a burger joint.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Burgers are really hard to keep lit.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: DBCowboy

Burgers are really hard to keep lit.

Use a bowl, dood.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Also, Kim will insist that Dennis Rodman gets to play in the NBA for any team he likes for the rest of his natural life.

originally posted by: myselfaswell
a reply to: DBCowboy

Also, Kim will insist that Dennis Rodman gets to play in the NBA for any team he likes for the rest of his natural life.

I only have one correction to make.

Rodman will play in the WNBA.

Don't judge her!


Dammit!

originally posted by: DBCowboy


Third, Trump gets Kim to get rid of all nukes by making a pinky swear. Yes. He did a pinky swear. Not since Abraham Lincoln, has a world leader done a pinky swear.

This is a common misconception but the pinky swear with Honest Abe never happened. The real story is that John Wilkes Booth was kidding around and asked Abe to pull his finger. Unfortunately Abe pulled the wrong one and the anticipated burst of gas from the rear end of JWB ended badly for everyone as it ultimately led to Reconstruction under Johnson. All because Abe pulled the wrong finger in a dimly lit Box Seat.