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got my Bert Kreischer tickets for july 20th

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posted on May, 23 2018 @ 06:23 PM
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hilarities yo
cleveland
he is in town cause he is hosting the dumb ass roverfest in lorain on the 21st.

im excited. huge fan of stand up comedy and bert is high up on my list right now.
ive never been to a live show. carlin would come around quite a bit and it was always ill see him next time. #ed that up.

i have 1 friend in the country and he and i are going to hang out with the #ing machine!!!!!!!!!


any of you have any shows planned for the summer




posted on May, 23 2018 @ 06:43 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears
hilarities yo
cleveland
he is in town cause he is hosting the dumb ass roverfest in lorain on the 21st.

im excited. huge fan of stand up comedy and bert is high up on my list right now.
ive never been to a live show. carlin would come around quite a bit and it was always ill see him next time. #ed that up.

i have 1 friend in the country and he and i are going to hang out with the #ing machine!!!!!!!!!


any of you have any shows planned for the summer


Bert is a friend of mine and he is crazy funny.

I used to own a club and he worked for me several times.

One of his first paid gig was at my club.



posted on May, 23 2018 @ 06:45 PM
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a reply to: whyamIhere

no #?
thats awesome

i hope i get to meet him and get a pic
he seems like a cool mofo and youre right man he is #ing funny.

youre lucky dude. you get to hang out with the machine



posted on May, 23 2018 @ 07:01 PM
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originally posted by: TinySickTears
a reply to: whyamIhere

no #?
thats awesome

i hope i get to meet him and get a pic
he seems like a cool mofo and youre right man he is #ing funny.

youre lucky dude. you get to hang out with the machine


He was just starting out.

He got that first Travel Channel gig.

The Comedy world is really small.

He had “it”...



posted on May, 23 2018 @ 07:07 PM
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originally posted by: whyamIhere
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He had “it”...


was it big and thick?



posted on May, 23 2018 @ 07:10 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Just as big and thick as your moms.





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posted on May, 23 2018 @ 07:36 PM
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a reply to: Reverbs

doubt that
my moms a huge betch



posted on May, 23 2018 @ 07:38 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

haha damn...




posted on May, 23 2018 @ 07:41 PM
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a reply to: TinySickTears

Love his "Bert the Conqueror" show. I hope you have a laugh out loud great time.



posted on May, 23 2018 @ 07:43 PM
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originally posted by: Reverbs
a reply to: TinySickTears

haha damn...



my wife and i always say she is despicable cause she has a body like gru
kinda round above the waist with these little legs that dont look like they would support her weight.

the bottoms of her feet look like a 60 year olds would look. kinda jacked. kinda like the surface of the moon. all greay and porous.
i have her saved in my phone as moonfoot

hhahahahaahahahahahahahhaahha

i dont know why i shared that. ive been drinking wine and i washed down some medicine with it so im feeling looped



posted on May, 24 2018 @ 06:42 AM
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Bart Chrysler? Isnt he that ridiculously fat guy?

Keep 'em high amd tight mommies.



posted on May, 24 2018 @ 04:46 PM
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hahaha you savage!



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