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Church of the Little Green Man

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posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 07:43 AM
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In a sleepy little town in upstate new york, across from a private farm with ostriches, camels, llamas, and other critters is this place...



entrance fee is burning a dollar bill....





Its an odd little place...

the church band is called the "Band of All Faiths"

we meet once or twice a year.

Theres a 30 ft brass stripper pole...

Beer bottle openers on every pew..

Taxidermy EVERYWHERE...



Everyone is Welcome




edit on 25-12-2017 by dashen because: PICS ARE NOT MINE




posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 07:48 AM
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a reply to: dashen

'bout time somebody repurposed religion.



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 07:50 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

and theres beer...

lots of beer.....



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 07:54 AM
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Rev. Mike is like a crazy liberal redneck mad genius.

Ive seen him strip down during Church a few years back from a full santa suit down to a red speedo with a santa hat attached at the front, which people were stuffing money into.

we also have collection plates, which invariably get beer cans in them too



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 07:58 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: intrptr

and theres beer...

lots of beer.....


Lol, they were gonna scrap a church, so we's turned it into a bar.



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:00 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

oh they didnt scrap it,

they consecrated/devoted it to "the little green man"



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:12 AM
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a reply to: dashen

People don't go there for the aliens.



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:12 AM
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posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:14 AM
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I like the wooden panels that spell out "SORRY"



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:14 AM
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posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:15 AM
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You guys get into the Church of the Subgenius?






posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:18 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

i go for the beer



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:23 AM
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a reply to: KansasGirl

those are half inch steel



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:38 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: intrptr

i go for the beer


You can drink and pray for forgiveness in the same building.



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:41 AM
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a reply to: intrptr
they don't really pray for forgiveness every year they declare someone the scapegoat . they put a rubber turkey on their head and everything bad that happens all year is their fault.
not joking
edit on 25-12-2017 by dashen because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 08:47 AM
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a reply to: dashen


The only thing worse than denial is blaming others for our problems.



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 09:13 AM
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a reply to: intrptr

Everything there is literally a farce



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 10:18 AM
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originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: intrptr

Everything there is literally a farce


We have the same thing here in Texas. We call them Baptist.

Praise Bob



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 10:52 AM
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if this offends you...



...my bad



posted on Dec, 25 2017 @ 11:02 AM
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Little green man, you say?








 
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