Church of the Little Green Man

In a sleepy little town in upstate new york, across from a private farm with ostriches, camels, llamas, and other critters is this place...



entrance fee is burning a dollar bill....





Its an odd little place...

the church band is called the "Band of All Faiths"

we meet once or twice a year.

Theres a 30 ft brass stripper pole...

Beer bottle openers on every pew..

Taxidermy EVERYWHERE...



Everyone is Welcome

a reply to: dashen

'bout time somebody repurposed religion.

a reply to: intrptr

and theres beer...

lots of beer.....

Rev. Mike is like a crazy liberal redneck mad genius.

Ive seen him strip down during Church a few years back from a full santa suit down to a red speedo with a santa hat attached at the front, which people were stuffing money into.

we also have collection plates, which invariably get beer cans in them too

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: intrptr

and theres beer...

lots of beer.....

Lol, they were gonna scrap a church, so we's turned it into a bar.

a reply to: intrptr

oh they didnt scrap it,

they consecrated/devoted it to "the little green man"

a reply to: dashen

People don't go there for the aliens.

I like the wooden panels that spell out "SORRY"

You guys get into the Church of the Subgenius?

a reply to: intrptr

i go for the beer

a reply to: KansasGirl

those are half inch steel

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: intrptr

i go for the beer

You can drink and pray for forgiveness in the same building.

a reply to: intrptr
they don't really pray for forgiveness every year they declare someone the scapegoat . they put a rubber turkey on their head and everything bad that happens all year is their fault.
not joking

a reply to: dashen


The only thing worse than denial is blaming others for our problems.

a reply to: intrptr

Everything there is literally a farce

originally posted by: dashen
a reply to: intrptr

Everything there is literally a farce

We have the same thing here in Texas. We call them Baptist.

Praise Bob

if this offends you...



...my bad

Little green man, you say?