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Freeeeeeddddddommmmmm !!!!!!

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posted on Feb, 26 2005 @ 11:40 PM
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Originally posted by Pisky a nice little kitchen where Pisky will cook his pixyland specials (and possibly even Asala's sausages as advertised on ATS)
[edit on 12-2-2005 by Pisky]


LOL the title for those sausages took me for a spin when I first read it XD


Well hope things are turning out good for ya Piskinator




posted on Feb, 27 2005 @ 10:07 AM
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Oh right! That is IT! ITS ON, WASP!

You wanna war?

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OPERATION: PLASTIQUE HAGGIS:

Stages:

1] Send MI6 in to kidnap Billy Connely. He will be held to ransom.

2] Murrayfield will be mined under cover of darkness.

3] All kilt making facilities are to be destroyed using cruise missles and Tornado strikes.

4] As part of our new psychological warfare strategy, the Edinburgh Festival will be cancelled.

5] All Irn Bru shipments are to be contaminated with tap water.

6] The Toon Army are to be mobilized immediately. Their destination: Ibrox and Parkhead.

7] The unhealthiness of the deep-fried Mars bar is to be exploited. Will adjust airfield denial systems to drop these unhealthy snacks onto the populace.

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Long live UK unity!



posted on Feb, 27 2005 @ 10:35 AM
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MI6 kidnapp billy?
How are they going to attack him with statalite images and paper work lol....

You dare attack our Irn bru????

**Opens up small folder with "super top secret, do not read or will experience a fate worse than a fate worse than death...thats pretty bad..." on the cover***

Has single key inside it, uses key to open safe with red mobile phone in it.

"Mr Putin, they plan to attack the Irn bru....yes i suggest we go to plan B...yes im sorry too sir..."

Puts phone away back in safe and locks it up, "god forgive us...."

**BBC news...***

"As of 5 pm the russian federation has declared it will stop its shipment of vodka to the UK. The primeminister has ordered a state of emergancy..."

Also your tornado's will be downed by our spitfires!


[edit on 26/02/2005 by devilwasp]

[edit on 26/02/2005 by devilwasp]



 
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