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Softball with AugustusMasonicus: Season II

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posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:37 AM
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originally posted by: nonspecific
A Hitler would be good and maybe Tony the tiger.


I did a little Third Reich today.




posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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originally posted by: xuenchen
CTR has been notified through direct channels.



I'm sure they will be the best my rubles can buy.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Also...more cowbells.


Best I can do is more Cowboy.

But do you really want to suffer through another interview with him?



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:41 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
Do you know who that purple dude is?


Probably DB, he likes to paint himself and run around pretending he's Barney.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:42 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
Can you do kiwi?


Not since the country moved in my Mandela timeline.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:44 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Better leave Zazz out of this.


I'm surprised she didn't pop in for the last two, we all know how much she loves the politics.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:50 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Most famous words never said:
"I got a fever and the only cure is more Cowboy."


edit on 5-11-2017 by zosimov because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:50 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Better leave Zazz out of this.


I'm surprised she didn't pop in for the last two, we all know how much she loves the politics.


Well, I'm worried...and as everyone knows, I'm certainly not prone to hyperbole or jumping to conclusions...Still, I can't help but assume she's been eaten by dingoes.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:54 AM
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originally posted by: zosimov
Most famous words never said:
"I got a fever and the only cure is more Cowboy."


Somewhere deep in the Three Idiots thread I suggested we needed more DBCowbell.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:55 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Remarkable how profound statements seem when you present them in full italics.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:55 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Well, I'm worried...and as everyone knows, I'm certainly not prone to hyperbole or jumping to conclusions...Still, I can't help but assume she's been eaten by dingoes.


Maybe she ran out of babies to feed to those things and just offered herself up instead.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:57 AM
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originally posted by: zosimov
Remarkable how profound statements seem when you present them in full italics.


Hmmmm, let me try something...

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
.

Damn, you're absolutely right.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 09:59 AM
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originally posted by: zosimov
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Remarkable how profound statements seem when you present them in full italics.


I lost my pencil but found a pen.

Yep that does indeed increase the profundity.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 10:16 AM
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a reply to: nonspecific

There is something about those italics that must bring pause.. a simple reflection akin to:
"Hmmm. What am I missing here that the author meant to convey?"

And now I understand that in your statement you were referring to the power of the pen, (mightier than the sword) rather than the instrument itself.

And thus understanding that by throwing aside the more rudimentary (and less permanent) tool, you were able to increase your potency and make your mark!

message recieved.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 10:19 AM
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originally posted by: zosimov
a reply to: nonspecific

There is something about those italics that must bring pause.. a simple reflection akin to:
"Hmmm. What am I missing here that the author meant to convey?"

And now I understand that in your statement you were referring to the power of the pen, (mightier than the sword) rather than the instrument itself.

And thus understanding that by throwing aside the more rudimentary (and less permanent) tool, you were able to increase your potency and make your mark!

message recieved.


Indeed!

But the reality of it it was that I quite simply,

I lost my pencil but found a pen, I was onlly making a quick list so it did not really make a difference.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 11:11 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You make keeping it classy look so easy.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 11:16 AM
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Khenu likeeeeiii
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posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 12:46 PM
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originally posted by: Peeple
You make keeping it classy look so easy.


With all this God-given talent it's hard to not be classy.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 02:19 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Peeple
You make keeping it classy look so easy.


With all this God-given talent it's hard to not be classy.


I could tell you were classy, the first time I saw you extend your pinky finger, whilst drinking the blood of sacrificial Avon ladies from the sacred Chalice of Cthulhu.



posted on Nov, 5 2017 @ 02:28 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I could tell you were classy, the first time I saw you extend your pinky finger, whilst drinking the blood of sacrificial Avon ladies from the sacred Chalice of Cthulhu.


One of the benefits of attending finishing school. I also know the proper forks to use when served the various parts of our sacrifices.




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