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Massive Conspiracy unmasked?

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posted on Sep, 15 2017 @ 02:33 PM
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I remember one evening long ago, my mate and me, after "admiring the greenery", had a conversation regarding alien propulsion systems. We were trying to think of an analogy that was suitable for Bob Lazar's gravity amplifiers.

We came up with "UFOs wedgie the underpants of space".





posted on Sep, 15 2017 @ 03:56 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

So why post?



posted on Sep, 15 2017 @ 04:31 PM
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originally posted by: sassymcsnickerson
So now you know what the tunnels under the stores are for.
That's where they manufacture and stash the Walmartians!


Maybe the portals to their homeworlds are down in the tunnels... That way no one can see them arrive and disappear.



posted on Sep, 15 2017 @ 07:07 PM
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why this isnt in the jokes forum already? hes obviously not serious



posted on Sep, 15 2017 @ 10:13 PM
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Our local WallyS, flips around 1:30AM. Ya gotta wonder who cuts their hair, and does their Tats?? But these are the food staffs in the back kitchens of restaurants! That's partly why they're out in the wee hours.a reply to: humanoidlord



posted on Sep, 16 2017 @ 04:52 PM
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a reply to: carpooler

its funny and all
but wait until an skeptic comes to the forums and see this troll thread...



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 10:00 AM
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Don't give up your day job op



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 09:08 PM
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a reply to: humanoidlord

I only comment on my own experiences. However, I did ask a few Wally World employees, in the wee hours, about these weirdos. They told me about their witching hour!



posted on Sep, 19 2017 @ 09:28 PM
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So you mean they're a bunch of free-loaders from outer-space?
They have to have an ebt card or cash in order to complete a transaction at the checkout.
Where they getting these cards, these dollars from?

It would almost sound more plausible if they were first employed by walmart so the loss prevention crew don't call the cops on them for loitering so much or pan handling.

I mean talk about a government just giving money to 'people' who don't do anything to earn it, that's ridiculous!



posted on Sep, 24 2017 @ 05:57 PM
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a reply to: loveguy


I bet they're better paid than burger flippers, just not front counter personnel.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:14 PM
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Does anyone else get entire families that come in and use the electric carts? They gang up in isles and just chill.

Im not making fun of bad genetics but if everyone in your family needs the scooter you might need to stop shopping at Walmart. The last family I saw do the "family scooter walmart meeting" seemed barely functioning, like a bunch of cavemen at a Universal Studios.



posted on Sep, 29 2017 @ 12:37 PM
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a reply to: MisterSpock

Aliens pretending to be wal mart employees pretending
to be aliens.

How avant garde!



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