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I bought an Axe.

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posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:03 PM
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I found this hand axe online and bought it.



Says on the badge The great seal of the state of Oklahoma.



I saw it and thought it was cheap at 99 quid....cough.



I do like the folded metal (210 times apparently).

The problem is I should have checked how big it was it is tiny lol.



So apart from a bit of whittling and maybe If Zombies attack (small ones) I have no idea what to do with it any ideas?.


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posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:11 PM
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Can it be thrown? If it can, there you go. Or just buy a machete?



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:11 PM
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Hahah! Looked great until there was a hand for scale.

"Little Johnny's first axe" coming this fall from ZabCo.
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posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:13 PM
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Forge your own. You will love the experience.



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:14 PM
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My gosh what BIG hands you have!

I was gifted a cheese and meat tray and it came with a little knife that is sort of shaped like an axe. I use it for whatever one may need a little chopping knife for. So, it is rarely used.



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:18 PM
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Kitchen deco for sure, should look quite original on a magnetic holder.



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:20 PM
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a reply to: testingtesting

That axe makes your hand look YUUUUUGE!




posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:21 PM
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Sell it to AugustusMasonicus, I am sure he could put it to good use!?

Mouse sacrifices for example or whatever might be in his freezer...

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posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:22 PM
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a reply to: testingtesting

So you bought a prezzie for the US prez ?

It'll fit perfectly !

You're such a thoughful guy.




posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:23 PM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

I think it could be used to sacrifice one of his victims I will edit the cost so I can make a buck
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posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:24 PM
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a reply to: spliffster

Chops up meat well...maybe a skinning tool also?



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:29 PM
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a reply to: testingtesting

Two words: butcher knife.



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:33 PM
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Take it with you when you go fishing and chop the heads off in one quick swipe. Mullet heads are good for baiting stone crab into traps. Then again, so is chicken or anyy other meat for that matter. Im just going by practical uses for it in coastal Florida, but I am sure you have a river nearby.
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posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:37 PM
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Might be cool for camping.

-Alee



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:43 PM
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a reply to: 4N0M4LY

Perfect size for tail bone of white tail deer when you go to gut it.I carry same thing while hunting at deer season.Nice find.



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:47 PM
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The problem is I should have checked how big it was it is tiny lol.


Thats what I thought. Imagine actually chopping wood with that. Usually there is more handle to keep from injuring your hand.

Are there hammers wth such short handles?



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:47 PM
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I think the axe is regular size. You are anunnaki.



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:49 PM
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originally posted by: ericendtimes
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Perfect size for tail bone of white tail deer when you go to gut it.I carry same thing while hunting at deer season.Nice find.


I wish I knew how to hunt lol. I have two machetes myself. Don't know what to use them for other than looking pretty and sharp.



posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:50 PM
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Thinking about it, I wouldn't be surprised if it was an axe that he himself sold on the internet (to get rid of the evidence so to speak...)

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posted on Aug, 14 2017 @ 01:50 PM
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originally posted by: testingtesting
So apart from a bit of whittling and maybe If Zombies attack (small ones) I have no idea what to do with it any ideas?


Yes. Strip down to your tighty whities, head over to Trafalgar Square and chase people around.



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