Hey ATS Dudes..Which New Ken Doll Are YOU?

a reply to: Lysergic

Wait ... I don't see that Ken doll.

originally posted by: Deny Arrogance

originally posted by: Butterfinger

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
No oriental Ken. RACISTS!!!

I think he is top middle? I'm upset they are all CIS scum


/s

I thought that one was Rachel Maddow.

It's Ralph Machio. Er wait, same person.

a reply to: IAMTAT

They're all wearing clothes, so none of them.

Despite having better male endowments than the Ken Dolls, I actually identify as Barbie. Bow down and worship me using my chosen pronoun before I start rioting and setting private property on fire.

a reply to: IAMTAT


My Barbie never liked the femmie ken, she always chased after the rugged G.I.Joe guy I had

a reply to: IAMTAT
I'm the one with boy parts.

wheres the hard working man Barbie?
btw my 13 year old was like what's that.....
its ken from the Barbie line....
no its not my ken had fatigues and carried and m-16....
lmao not child that was my ken you got and his name was Joe.....G.I.Joe.....

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

They're all wearing clothes, so none of them.

Going commando in Assless ponchos still counts as clothing bro.

One thing they all have in common is that they are all soft. Not that ken dolls were ever too manly.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm the original one... Living in a plastic world... I do think Malibu Barbie is HOT though!!!!!

found my Ken doll

It's just Barbie but with smaller boobs.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's just Barbie but with smaller boobs.

Well, you ARE the 'Official Boob Inspector'...so I'll take your word for it.

a reply to: IAMTAT

The dude with the man bun looks like he is wearing a romper. I could be wrong, but doubt it.

a reply to: Tarzan the apeman.

I believe the new Kens' clothes are made to be interchangeable with Barbie's.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Don't mock it!

I didn't go to Official Boob Inspector" school for 8 years to be mocked!

originally posted by: MissCoyote
a reply to: IAMTAT


My Barbie never liked the femmie ken, she always chased after the rugged G.I.Joe guy I had

Thank you! Our Barbies always played secret agents with my friend's older brother's GI Joes. They were just plain hotter and manlier than Ken.

originally posted by: ketsuko

originally posted by: MissCoyote
a reply to: IAMTAT


My Barbie never liked the femmie ken, she always chased after the rugged G.I.Joe guy I had

Thank you! Our Barbies always played secret agents with my friend's older brother's GI Joes. They were just plain hotter and manlier than Ken.

Chicks dig a man in uniform.
Men in unitards,...not so much.

The one with the red"make America great again" hat, a carry permit and a leather bound copy of the constitution....and the better looking Barbies as fellow conservatives.....

originally posted by: RomeByFire
I am so outraged.

I'm triggered.

Damn Barbie dolls.

Do you need a safe space and some crayons? LOL

Your comment had me rolling!


OP I saw these online and well MAN BUN KEN! WHAT is that? They didn't have mullet Ken in the 80s when I was growing up. I was a huge Barbie girl growing up, my favorite being Astronaut Barbie of course! Barbie today is nothing like it use to be. I mean even in stores I barely see any when back in my day they had aisles dedicated to them. Now people are too worried about Barbie fitting every single body type, skin color, disability and so on that it's lost any fun factor imo. Barbie is not real and isn't meant to be a representation of an actual person. This is the part that drives me nuts with people today. Whine and complain that it's not politically correct and then BAM Barbie and Ken get make overs to make everyone happy, well not everyone but the whiney ones. It's a doll! How people can be offended by a doll is beyond me. I never wanted to look like Barbie but I sure wanted to be her, she was an astronaut and a doctor and just all around cool!

I can't even with these new Ken dolls. Man bun ken has me really scratching my head. My bf use to have long gorgeous curly hair and if he still had it and ever tried to man bun it I would disown him! LOL