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Barbie’s New Douchey Hiptster Ken Dolls Are Why Children Shouldn’t Be Given Toys
Between the subliminal political messaging of Disney and the overt sexualizing done by Nickelodeon, we can be abundantly sure the next generation of children will grow up to be poorly adjusted freaks.
Most of these “children” companies just want to watch the world burn, like Mattel, which just released a new, woke line of “Fashionista” Barbies with different body types to promote body positivity, or something.
But the most abhorrent part of the new lineup are the hipster douchebags they designed to replace Ken, complete with man buns and jean shorts.
While man buns has ceased to be a fad, Ken seems to be trying to bring it back into the zeitgeist, combining the look with customizable metrosexual patterned tops.
Mattel even went so far as to design a Rachel Maddow Ken doll which, sort of like a Furby, will screech into the night about Russia until you destroy its battery with a baseball bat.
originally posted by: Lysergic
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