Hey ATS Dudes..Which New Ken Doll Are YOU?

Or...should I ask, which CNN or MSNBC Anchorman 'Ken' do you look like?

It seems Mattel toys has a fixation on Leftist cable news anchors, because it's latest editions of 'KEN' (Barbie's boy-buddy) looks like Anderson Cooper, Rachel Maddow (Wait...WHAT?)...and Don Lemon.

Imagine your daughter's glee when you hand her a brand new 'Rachel Maddow' Ken.

Seems like Mattel is jumping on the Leftist indoctrination band wagon, to 'Get 'Em While They're Young'...in order to guarantee future generations of loyal Leftist Cable News fans.

No company reports as to Ken's correctness...(anatomical, not political).

Barbie’s New Douchey Hiptster Ken Dolls Are Why Children Shouldn’t Be Given Toys

Between the subliminal political messaging of Disney and the overt sexualizing done by Nickelodeon, we can be abundantly sure the next generation of children will grow up to be poorly adjusted freaks.

Most of these “children” companies just want to watch the world burn, like Mattel, which just released a new, woke line of “Fashionista” Barbies with different body types to promote body positivity, or something.

But the most abhorrent part of the new lineup are the hipster douchebags they designed to replace Ken, complete with man buns and jean shorts.
While man buns has ceased to be a fad, Ken seems to be trying to bring it back into the zeitgeist, combining the look with customizable metrosexual patterned tops.

Mattel even went so far as to design a Rachel Maddow Ken doll which, sort of like a Furby, will screech into the night about Russia until you destroy its battery with a baseball bat.

heatst.com...

ATS in a nutshell;

No oriental Ken. RACISTS!!!

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
No oriental Ken. RACISTS!!!

I think he is top middle? I'm upset they are all CIS scum


/s

I am so outraged.

I'm triggered.

Damn Barbie dolls.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Where is the Asian doll? Damn racists..

And WTF.. is that a gay doll on the bottom right?

Smh..

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Bottom Left looks like Milo Yiannopoulos:

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: IAMTAT

Where is the Asian doll? Damn racists..

And WTF.. is that a gay doll on the bottom right?

Smh..

Whoa! Thats my friend is Justin Beiber, have some respect!

a reply to: IAMTAT

Where is the balding, sketchy looking guy holding a pack of reds? You know the "cleans up well but is happiest covered in dirt and scars" edition.

Weirdo ken.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Trayvon Martin... is that you!?!?

I feel discriminated against.

Why isn't the tattooed circus midget community represented?!

originally posted by: projectvxn
a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Bottom Left looks like Milo Yiannopoulos:

But I thought Mattel was trying to indoctrinate the youth with leftist propaganda?

a reply to: RomeByFire

But I thought Mattel was trying to indoctrinate the youth with leftist propaganda?

Are they?

I'm guessing they're just responding to a market they see as viable.

a reply to: RomeByFire

Like kids even know who Milo is.

That's the only doll with eyes lashes and lipstick though..

a reply to: IAMTAT
I am proud to say that I don't match any of those.

originally posted by: Lysergic
ATS in a nutshell;

They need to make that Ken Doll! LOL!

Mattel Just Released The First-Ever Lesbian Barbie



I Am Barbie and So Can You!

It was just matter of time until Ken got in on the diversity!

a reply to: Lysergic

I don't wear glasses!

As for the dolls?....

I've just decided never to have kids

originally posted by: Butterfinger

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
No oriental Ken. RACISTS!!!

I think he is top middle? I'm upset they are all CIS scum


/s

I thought that one was Rachel Maddow.

a reply to: Butterfinger

The one has a man bun, he sexuality is questionable! *joking*

None of those lame hipsters, a man bun?? Good God!!