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Jimmy John’s Says Its Founder Isn’t the Naked Guy in That Shark Picture WARNING: OLD MAN BUTTOCK

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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:02 PM
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So yeah, I was in a thread about subs.

I said my piece, then I realized I should order jimmy johns because I am being a lazy POS, so yeah gargantuan here we come!

gewgle; jimmy johns....

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF


Today in Things Jimmy John’s Never Imagined It Would Officially Deny in a Press Statement: There’s a picture going around the internet this week of an angler posing buck naked on top of a shark he’s just killed. Your guess why is as good as any, but the image went viral after conservationist Anneka Svenska tweeted out a call to locate this mystery man and ask him what’s funny about “humiliating slaughtered animals.”


www.grubstreet.com...

apparently he does like to hunt Big Game so is it him?

I'm still ordering the sandwich.




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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:09 PM
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/stepping backwards he slowly closes the door, praying to all that is holy to remove what he just saw from his memory.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:11 PM
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Oh No he didn't!!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:16 PM
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Its the "special" kid from South Park getting revenge for the summer camp incident now he's all growed up!


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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:17 PM
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A Land Whale humping a shark.....who would have thought. Get ready for another new identity to pop out the wood work!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:22 PM
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lol my gf is a General manager at Jimmy Js this is hilarious thanks for sharing.

Shark Sub, anyone?

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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:25 PM
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Ha! I saw this last night...got so much traction that the University of Florida's football coach fielded the question of whether it was him (Jim McElwhan) or not during a presser...whoever it is, they'll never live this one down.

I wonder if he was fishing naked, too. Is this the new look for sport fishing?



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:28 PM
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Peter Griffin's body and a photoshopped face.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:38 PM
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Uhhh that looks just like the guy.


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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:42 PM
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posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:49 PM
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I am pretty sure he takes a picture with all his trophy kills!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 02:57 PM
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I didn't realize whales and sharks interbreed...and now i'm blind.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 03:00 PM
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will still buy their subs



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 04:54 PM
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Id order 2 of em. Ask for the other with extra shark.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 09:31 PM
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Sweet lord Jebus!!!

The words "sharkskin condom" comes to mind!!

*leaves to rinse eyes in bleach*



posted on May, 13 2017 @ 08:08 AM
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MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GOGGLES! THEY'RE NOT WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on May, 14 2017 @ 11:24 AM
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Sh# sandwich.
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posted on May, 14 2017 @ 11:51 AM
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Why is this considered odd behavior? It's not like he's the first person to hump a dead shark.

Not that I would ever do that. And I certainly did not do that last Tuesday off the coast of Belmar.






edit on 14-5-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Iä! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young!



posted on May, 14 2017 @ 01:21 PM
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Did you show the delivery guy the shark pic? Its a delivery place right? I havent yet eatsn there but i think they have a few around here somewhere in western washington.



posted on May, 14 2017 @ 01:31 PM
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Maybe he was just a little drunk, happened to slip and fall, and his buddy, seeing how he landed on the shark in an...awkward...position, snaps a pic, just in time to catch ol jimmy loling at his own "slip"up...

But yeah, i would still be saying "nope that isn't me!" and I would make sure I have a real airtight alibi.



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