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This is the Internet, a place where you can be whatever you want to be.

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posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:48 PM
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The title was written by a member in another thread.

www.abovetopsecret.com...

And it got me thinking.

This IS the internet, and we can be whatever we want to be.
So let me tell you a little about myself.

My real name is Brock Manlyman.

I am 35, six foot five inches tall and work as a male model when I'm not jet-skiing with hot babes in exotic places.

My IQ is 538, and I am a billionaire.

I invented the dimmer switch.

I am an alien with super powers.


And. . . . .

I once. . . . . . . . . .

Wore uncomfortable shoes for an entire hour.




posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:52 PM
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If you're gonna be yourself then stop lying.

No shoes are comfortable - not even billionaires shoes.

We demand transparency D.B....


edit on 4172017 by Natas0114 because: (no reason given)


P.s. My I.Q. is a least 47. So I know when you're lying.
edit on 4172017 by Natas0114 because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:53 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy "Brock"

My real name is Chesty McAlps, I'm a 5'8" exotic dancer, blonde hair, blue eyes and you can bounce a quarter off my buttocks.

And your wife knows about us, Brock.





edit on 17-4-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:53 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

😅😅😅


You're a regular Dan Bilzerian.
Love it!



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:55 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't, then why would I say I am?

Slim Shady



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:55 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Pics, or it didn't happen.

Everybody on the internet is a nobody doin nuthin.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:56 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Ooh Ooh!

I'm a Dwarf. My father is J.R. Tolkien.

I'm 406 years of age and math is of no use.

My friends (and ladies) call me Stubby McShaynx



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 08:58 PM
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I'm the same as everywhere else I go: me. Same old me. There aren't all sorts of different vertsions of myself given the people I'm around, the situations I'm in... this is 'real world' I'm talking. It's no different online, although the iterations across forums (the only 'social media' I 'do') can be quite different in scope of operations. There isn't a 'this is me watching football' caricature, and a 'such & such' caricature. Same old me. At this point you might expect I'd be the ultimate party pooper, yet I'm still known as "_______ _______ _______ the party man". I mean I might tone down the explicit language, but its really always the same old me aside from typical emotional-response states.



Although it's extremely abnormal for people to actually be normal, and I will confess, despite being a most intense hyper-individualist creature, it's still taken extremely exotic adaptation methodologies to persist as such.




posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:03 PM
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Augustus be all like , yeah I know I'm a B.A.M.F.....

Shark be all like, you know it muthafuc#a!

Lol






posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:03 PM
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As some of you might have guessed, I may not be all or even any of those things.


That is the mystery of the internet.

Though I did once wear uncomfortable shoes.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

That thread is a hoot!

Since I'm here anyway...

I'm an alien hybrid sent to this planet to find signs of intelligent life, but failing to find any advanced enough to assimilate to our culture instead of going back I decided to stay for the strawberry daiquiris and my private masseuse Sven.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:06 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

Though I did once wear uncomfortable shoes.



I knew I knowed that!


Like momma said- "boy you only a couple hundred IQ points from smart as a truck"

Momma don't raise no dummies...



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:08 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy "Brock"

My real name is Chesty McAlps, I'm a 5'8" exotic dancer, blonde hair, blue eyes and you can bounce a quarter off my buttocks.

And your wife knows about us, Brock.






You're Damn Right I know about you and Brock!

Keep your hands off of my man, you mangy slut!



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:20 PM
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Maybe. . . . my name is Henry LeFrench, a famous jewel thief and wine broker who lost a leg during the Boar wars.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:20 PM
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I'm what you call a Xenomorph facehugger

I do not look like what the media portrays. Those are fake news!

I'm 100,000 years old.
I'm looking for someone to hug me since I have been awaken by the Government military in 2001.



Who here wants to breed with an ancient creature here?



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:22 PM
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a reply to: makemap

Have you tried Match.com?



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:22 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy "Brock"

My real name is Chesty McAlps, I'm a 5'8" exotic dancer, blonde hair, blue eyes and you can bounce a quarter off my buttocks.

And your wife knows about us, Brock.






You're Damn Right I know about you and Brock!

Keep your hands off of my man, you mangy slut!


Sammich.

Make them.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:24 PM
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I think it's more accurate to say This is the internet, you can pretend to be whatever you want.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:28 PM
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a reply to: nemonimity

I pretend to be a grown-up in real life.



posted on Apr, 17 2017 @ 09:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy "Brock"

My real name is Chesty McAlps, I'm a 5'8" exotic dancer, blonde hair, blue eyes and you can bounce a quarter off my buttocks.

And your wife knows about us, Brock.






You're Damn Right I know about you and Brock!

Keep your hands off of my man, you mangy slut!


Sammich.

Make them.


That's it! We're getting a divorce and I'm taking the twins!

I'm also taking the children.



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