Trigger 101

Blah: Remember when Mike said that his wife was cheating on him?

Bleh: Yea, that's total bull#, she would never do that.

Blah: Guess what? I saw a random car parked at their house while he was at work.

Bleh: So what? Could be anyone's car.

Blah: Possibly, but it was parked for couple hours and the driver was a young man I've never seen before.

Bleh: Oh yeah? But she would never cheat, must be something important. Could be business related.

Blah: Possibly, but guess what? He came back the next day.. and the day after.. and the day after.

Bleh: Hmm.. interesting. She would never cheat though, there has to be a reason.

Blah: Could be, but guess what else? Mike said he found a tie that wasn't his.

Bleh: Oh did he? Well finding a tie doesn't necessarily mean his wife is cheating.

Blah: It doesn't?

Bleh: Well did you see them in bed together?

Blah: Yea I guess your right, okay, but how do you explain him kissing her?

Bleh: They kissed?!

Blah: I saw him give her a kiss on the cheek as he was leaving to his car.

Bleh: Hmm.. but Mike said she was cheating, a kiss on the cheek doesn't mean cheating. She would never cheat, we have to give her the benefit of the doubt.

Blah: Yea I think you're right. This isn't really our business and we shouldn't be assuming anything.

Bleh: Yea let's change the subject.. Oh my god did you hear?

Blah: Hear what?

Bleh: Steve is cheating on his Mary!

Blah: Omg, how do you know?

Bleh: Remember Steve's cousins best friends little sister?

Blah: Yea..

Bleh: Well she's the daughter of one of Mary's co-worker from her old job 3 years ago, and one time they were all at the same party, and Mary told me they made eye contact!!

Blah: Ooh girl, tell me more.

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

I see what you did there

a reply to: EchoesInTime

Lol, just in creative mode trying to have some fun..

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

I don't know if there was and underlying meaning to this post but I plugged some names in. Fun times!!!

a reply to: JinMI

You may interpret this any way you want

Haha that is great. We see that on ATS every single day.

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: JinMI

You may interpret this any way you want

Fake nuezzzz!!!

a reply to: JinMI

You just triggered a whole bunch of people.

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

Loved it

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

You should apply for an anchor job at cnn. They would start you off as supervisor. You got it down.

a reply to: Idreamofme

I kinda like ATS better. Plus the pay here is good.

a reply to: knowledgehunter0986

They pay you in rubles too?

Iow, gossip is way more titillating than the truth.

a reply to: intrptr

I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say.

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: intrptr

I'm not sure I understand what you're trying to say.

When confronted with direct evidence of their neighbor having an affair they'd rather change the subject and talk about some other affair that has none.

Iow, the first one one requires they maybe do something about it, the other is a safe bed of rumor and innuendo.

a reply to: intrptr

There is more to this post then what you see at face value.

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: intrptr

There is more to this post then what you see at face value.

I clarified, and you...

a reply to: intrptr

You clarified it to the T. I was just trying to emphasize the underlying meaning of my post.

And what do you mean low? Low blow? Your throwing me off.

originally posted by: knowledgehunter0986
a reply to: intrptr

You clarified it to the T. I was just trying to emphasize the underlying meaning of my post.

And what do you mean low? Low blow? Your throwing me off.

Oh, sorry. IOW, In Other Words...

a reply to: intrptr

Lol! Thanks, it makes all sense now..