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Russian government posts April Fools' Day prank offering "election interference"

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posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 10:33 PM
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MOSCOW -- Need some election interference? The Russian Foreign Ministry is ready to help -- or so it says on April Fools’ Day. On Saturday, the ministry posted on its Facebook page an audio file of the purported new automated telephone switchboard message for Russian embassies. “To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1,” the recording begins, in Russian and English. Press 2 “to use the services of Russian hackers,” and 3 “to request election interference.”







такие люди!

Not only is this Russian boogey man storyline pushed by the US lefties a joke here, the Ruskies think its pretty damn funny too!
I can just imagine them, sitting around riding their bears and drinking vodka, laughing at us.

We must not let this stand
the United States must strike back with the full force of its MEMEtic Warfare Capabilities.


edit on 1-4-2017 by dashen because: in communist russia post edits you




posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 10:35 PM
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We must not let this stand
the United States must strike back with the full force of its MEMEtic Warfare Capabilities.

We have I thought. Calls into the switchboard on the US end result in drone strikes on your favorite enemy.



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 10:43 PM
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Thread of the night! You win. Sweet


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posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 10:48 PM
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LOL. That's great. I can't help but love Russian sense of humor. Let's hope all the lefties don't get triggered...



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 10:52 PM
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I hate those automated calls, I would rather a Russian diplomat answered so I could ask questions about the quality of the Russian hackers. I know, you can't trust the Russians, they will say all their hackers are the best in the world.

Oh wait, It's april first. Rats. I see the Russians also have a sense of humor.


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posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 10:54 PM
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“To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1,” the recording begins, in Russian and English. Press 2 “to use the services of Russian hackers,” and 3 “to request election interference.”


To add...


If you work for CNN and find this not funny, please Press 4, 2 and 0, as you're gonna need a little Dank to get through this moment...


Ha, ha...


edit on 1-4-2017 by BestinShow because: Add "need"



posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 10:54 PM
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hahahahahahahaha

Outstanding!




posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:00 PM
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This is hilarious! Those are the Russians I know and love, their sense of humor is never far away.




posted on Apr, 1 2017 @ 11:10 PM
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Those ruskies are pretty funny. They laughed about the dossier and even invited sarah jessica parker to meet their diplomat. Great thread champ



posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 12:27 AM
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Great covered keyboard in coffee again .
That best april fools prank heard in years .



posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 01:47 AM
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Wanna bet CNN takes it serious and reports it as proof of Russian interference!

Hilarious!




posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 01:53 AM
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Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters both fell for it.
Probably.


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posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 01:55 AM
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This is another example of why Putin is more popular than Obama even in the United States. Obama is too damn full of himself to take a joke.



posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 02:00 AM
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Hey, you're right! I see that PUTIN was named as Time's man of the year, before Obama was.

Source: en.wikipedia.org...



posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 04:35 AM
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Best

April

Fools

EVER!!!!!!!





posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 07:45 AM
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originally posted by: Metallicus
a reply to: dashen

This is another example of why Putin is more popular than Obama even in the United States. Obama is too damn full of himself to take a joke.


I'm not an Obama fan but to suggest Putin is more popular, especially in USA is stupid. Worldwide, it isn't even close, especially when you know what Putin has done RE: Crimea, Ukraine, Turkey, his opponents, his enemies, etc



posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 07:48 AM
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We're being trolled by Russia.'

This is not winning! We troll, we don't get trolled. Teflon Don, DO WORK!



posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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Love it!




posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 12:07 PM
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LOL man Democrats are getting their butts trolled in this election. They have gone unhinged, conspiracy theorists, and easy prey.



posted on Apr, 2 2017 @ 02:27 PM
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In my experience the Russians are good people. I've worked with two different men.



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