I will be alone for the rest of my life

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
Maybe it's better to know what one wants and endure the wait than to cycle through relationships that oculdn't possibly ever work out.
Either way, good luck on your journey!

More often than not the journey is better than the destination?

Which means it is better to move on when the destination starts to disappoint.


It is often that fear of taking that leap that keeps people in obscurity.

I suggest myself but I dont have a beard

Nothing wrong with cats. Just invest in a lot of febreeze and lint rollers.

Join isis then you will have a shed load of virgins when you complete your errm TASK

originally posted by: projectvxn
Nothing wrong with cats. Just invest in a lot of febreeze and lint rollers.

Could say necessary items for some men too

a reply to: IkNOwSTuff

Well you could grow one, right?
In exchange you get to choose one modification too, like different hair color if you don't like blondes, more/less abbs/boobs whatever...

a reply to: Peeple

Well...

That is a crying shame. Fingers crossed for you!

a reply to: Peeple

and we'll roam the neighbourhood together like a bunch of badass tigers

And whilst you're roaming you may meet someone who woos you off your feet....hahaha....good luck....
love is found in strange places

why the long face?

a reply to: Peeple

Well i was your man , complete fit ,that is until you mentioned cats . i hate cats .

a reply to: Peeple

I'm an unemployed 45 year old with a beer gut and man boobs?
Chicks don't know what they're missing my mum said....
*sigh*... have you got a spare cat?

Good Choice .
Divorce is expensive and murder is frowned upon.

a reply to: CulturalResilience

There's actually a film about a cold blooded spoon killer. He whacks his victims with a spoon over and over and over and over again for the longest time until you die eventually

I appologize for going off topic

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: CulturalResilience

Oh gawd baby tell me you also have an addiction and we should get together some time. You fit the profile of basically all my exes.
Is your belly huge and your back hairy?

Most parts of my body are large and firm and my stomach resembles a washboard. My back is not hairy and my addictions cannot be discussed on this forum.

a reply to: Peeple

Plan on seeing the new Wonder Woman movie as soon as it is released. It should give you loads of tips on how to take charge of your life. ...Maybe not if you are a millennial.

a reply to: Peeple

I will have a lot of cats.

Being infected with toxoplasmosis wont enhance your eligibility.

No one would have a cat in the house if they knew about this sinister condition.

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: IkNOwSTuff

Well you could grow one, right?
In exchange you get to choose one modification too, like different hair color if you don't like blondes, more/less abbs/boobs whatever...

Beards get itchy, I dont think I could do it for more than a week or 2 at a stretch

I take all of you guys, you're funny! Big orgy at my place who's coming?

originally posted by: Peeple
I take all of you guys, you're funny! Big orgy at my place who's coming?

I only work alone, but you may bring friends.

a reply to: Peeple

mum said I can't come over because it's late here now....