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I will be alone for the rest of my life

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posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: Peeple

I really think you should get puppies, instead of cats.

Cats will eat you if you die alone...puppies will just lick your face and bark to alert the neighbors.


And cats poo absolutely hums to high heaven and it is really smelly... Smellier than my goldfishes bollocks... apparently... (try smelling in water!)

The builders walked off in disgust this morning...

Cats are evil bar stewards...

www.abovetopsecret.com...

There are other threads concerning kittens and poo from the same author if you take time to look.

Warmest

Lags
edit on 31-3-2017 by Lagomorphe because: Crap spelling




posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:17 AM
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Gold diggers deserve to be alone.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:20 AM
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originally posted by: iTruthSeeker
Gold diggers deserve to be alone.


Gold diggers are fun to date...I've dated several.
You just need to know when it's time to dump them.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:22 AM
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originally posted by: iTruthSeeker
Gold diggers deserve to be alone.


So you're discriminating against miners?



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:22 AM
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originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: abe froman

Lots of personality, integrity and still a few years of jaw dropping beauty. But mostly a sense of humour nobody but me gets.
Trust me if you knew me, you'd love me💖💕💘


Your personality is repulsive.
You lie all the time.
And you're only slightly above average and it's fading fast.
I've seen your pic. I"m sure you know all too well.

Let's see how good that sense of humor really is.

But I do Love Ya, that's for sure.
Definitely Love Ya.


It's not lying it's role playing and if I slip into my Abyssal Rotfiend costume you're soul will be mine no matter what I look like.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:24 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: iTruthSeeker
Gold diggers deserve to be alone.


So you're discriminating against miners?





posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:26 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Gandolf was single too!



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 08:48 AM
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Whatver. We all set our standards. If those are your standards, then don't settle. If that means you're alone so be it as long as you're happy.

No one needs any other human to define them or make them whole!! Go you!

PS

We have 3 cats, 2 of which could use a new home. If you want to start now


-Alee
edit on 3/31/2017 by NerdGoddess because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:10 AM
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originally posted by: Peeple
Wait what? You don't think I could have lots of cats? That's just rude, dude.


You should talk to Zazz. She's got a menagerie of cats and a man. Maybe she could give you some pointers, just be aware that it will be in Australian and most likely unintelligible.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:12 AM
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originally posted by: CJCrawley
a reply to: Peeple


I will have a lot of cats.


Being infected with toxoplasmosis wont enhance your eligibility.

No one would have a cat in the house if they knew about this sinister condition.

Why ? I am in great shape as far as body immunity goes . Can be treated easily if needed . You can get a lot of worse diseases just by going out in public.

I have 2 cats . (well , my wife and I do)



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:15 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Peeple
Wait what? You don't think I could have lots of cats? That's just rude, dude.


You should talk to Zazz. She's got a menagerie of cats and a man. Maybe she could give you some pointers, just be aware that it will be in Australian and most likely unintelligible.


And smelly...

Cats are smelly..

Especially uncastrated males...

I am a veterinarian surgeon as most people here know.

I love FEBREEZE...

Warmest

Lags



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

For a Vet I'm shocked!

Get you some essential oils...Fabreeze is for "rookies" who don't mind the smell coming back later.
Silly Lags!!



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:20 AM
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originally posted by: kosmicjack
Well, the first rule of dating is - you have to meet all of you own expectations. You can't expect someone with all of those attributes to date someone who lacks them. So, how do you rate? If you don't measure up, you need to reassess your goals.

Also, there is a direct correlation to the number cats versus the number of dates. More cats = less dates. Chickens too. Maybe try fish?

Nope.
Fish don't work either.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:24 AM
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originally posted by: Peeple

originally posted by: muzzleflash

originally posted by: Peeple
a reply to: abe froman

Lots of personality, integrity and still a few years of jaw dropping beauty. But mostly a sense of humour nobody but me gets.
Trust me if you knew me, you'd love me💖💕💘


Your personality is repulsive.
You lie all the time.
And you're only slightly above average and it's fading fast.
I've seen your pic. I"m sure you know all too well.

Let's see how good that sense of humor really is.

But I do Love Ya, that's for sure.
Definitely Love Ya.


It's not lying it's role playing and if I slip into my Abyssal Rotfiend costume you're soul will be mine no matter what I look like.


I put an arrow through your cold black heart.

And your Soul is already mine.
I mean my Soul is yours.
Whatever....
You know what I mean.


edit on 3/31/2017 by muzzleflash because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:26 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Gandalf used to have a thing about Gladriel, unless my memory fails me utterly.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:28 AM
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originally posted by: TrueBrit
a reply to: DBCowboy

Gandalf used to have a thing about Gladriel, unless my memory fails me utterly.


But then weren't married.

When the time came and pre-nups were drawn up, his lawyer said, "This shall not pass".



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:29 AM
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a reply to: weirdguy

Your a liar - she actually allowed you to play - as long as you wear a bra



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:29 AM
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originally posted by: Lagomorphe
And smelly...


True, she is smelly. Kinda smells like cat on the barbie with a hint of angry croc.



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:31 AM
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originally posted by: TrueBrit
Gandalf used to have a thing about Gladriel, unless my memory fails me utterly.


Could of sworn that Gandalf the Gay was into dudes. I mean what straight guy surrounds himself with so many flamboyantly-dressed midgets?



posted on Mar, 31 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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a reply to: bally001

Does crab meat complement cat meat?




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