A Sandwich Walks Into a Pub

Yeah. A sandwich walks into a pub/bar and orders a beer.


What does the pubkeeper/bartender say?

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Ill bite..what?

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Sorry, we don't serve food here.

a reply to: Pillywiggin

close.

a reply to: BlueJacket

guess!!!

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Yeah. A sandwich walks into a pub/bar and orders a beer.


What does the pubkeeper/bartender say?

He says:

"what kind" ?

a reply to: BuzzyWigs
"You're not old enough to be served in here- or are you from British Rail?"

nope.

to both zooehn and DISRAELI

try again.

This isn't how jokes work

What kind of sandwich is it because this thread is kinda cheesy. .

Uh...why the long face? Oh no no no, that was the horse walks into a bar one.

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

We don't serve food.


Old joke.

I've just found the joke online, together with this one;
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London. The waiter tells them, "Excuse me if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."
The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"

a reply to: thesaneone

no! You're still wrong!




They don't serve SANDWICHES.

sheesh.

really?

sheezooehnsh

This is SO not a hard riddle.

On the subject of ordering things in bars;

a reply to: BuzzyWigs
No I'm not, trust me.


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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Darn, I thought he said... 'Lettuce see your bread".

a reply to: BuzzyWigs

I did!
Ill bite