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A Sandwich Walks Into a Pub

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posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:08 PM
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Yeah. A sandwich walks into a pub/bar and orders a beer.


What does the pubkeeper/bartender say?


edit on 3/18/2017 by BuzzyWigs because: bakery owner, pizza chef, apartment leasing agent, realtor, Wall-Streeter .....




posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:12 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Ill bite..what?



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:12 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Sorry, we don't serve food here.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:14 PM
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a reply to: Pillywiggin

close.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:14 PM
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a reply to: BlueJacket

guess!!!



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:23 PM
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posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:25 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
Yeah. A sandwich walks into a pub/bar and orders a beer.


What does the pubkeeper/bartender say?



He says:

"what kind" ?




posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:26 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs
"You're not old enough to be served in here- or are you from British Rail?"



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:31 PM
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nope.

to both zooehn and DISRAELI

try again.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:57 PM
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This isn't how jokes work



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 03:59 PM
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What kind of sandwich is it because this thread is kinda cheesy. .



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 04:02 PM
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Uh...why the long face? Oh no no no, that was the horse walks into a bar one.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 04:02 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

We don't serve food.


Old joke.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 04:05 PM
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I've just found the joke online, together with this one;
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go to a restaurant in London. The waiter tells them, "Excuse me if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease."
The Texan says, "What's a shortage?"
The Russian says, "What's a steak?"
The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 04:08 PM
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a reply to: thesaneone

no! You're still wrong!




They don't serve SANDWICHES.

sheesh.

really?

sheezooehnsh

This is SO not a hard riddle.



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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On the subject of ordering things in bars;



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 04:12 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs
No I'm not, trust me.


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edit on 18-3-2017 by thesaneone because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 04:28 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.




posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 04:32 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Darn, I thought he said... 'Lettuce see your bread".



posted on Mar, 18 2017 @ 04:33 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

I did!
Ill bite



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