You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
E*bola again?

*sigh*

I hate internet viruses.

Yeah, I would equate you with Ebola. You can certainly cause blood to spew from every office.

I once had a dog I named, "Oh My God Run For Your Lives He's Rabid".

But the neighbors made me get rid of him for some stupid reason.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I once had a dog I named, "Oh My God Run For Your Lives He's Rabid".

But the neighbors made me get rid of him for some stupid reason.

He was a good boy. Mail never got delivered, but he was still a good dog.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I used to dress like a clown and take him with me to children's parties.

a reply to: DBCowboy

'Used to'.


Too funny.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

'Used to'.


Too funny.

I still go to children's parties, but now I'm all about safety. So I bring explosives and severed limbs to teach about what can happen.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I still go to children's parties, but now I'm all about safety. So I bring explosives and severed limbs to teach about what can happen.

And knowing is half the battle...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am almost afraid to ask this...what are you then?

I'm the Patrick Bateman of ATS.

Who is this Patrick Bateman? I have never heard of him before.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Tiger witch!

RUN!

GIANT ORANGE CAT POOP WITCH!!!!

originally posted by: mamabeth
Who is this Patrick Bateman? I have never heard of him before.

He's a nice guy.

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am almost afraid to ask this...what are you then?

I'm the Patrick Bateman of ATS.

Who is this Patrick Bateman? I have never heard of him before.

You should ask for one of his business cards.

Just make sure your's isn't nicer than his.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

'Used to'.


Too funny.

I still go to children's parties, but now I'm all about safety. So I bring explosives and severed limbs to teach about what can happen.

DB's stage name is Fire Marshall Bill The Cat

I had 110 surgeries to make me look like a human.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: DBCowboy

LOL!

Have to catch up with other things and get some things done around the house.

Take off.
That garden shed abattoir isn't gonna run itself.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: DBCowboy

LOL!

Have to catch up with other things and get some things done around the house.

Take off.
That garden shed abattoir isn't gonna run itself.

Sometimes it does. I think when I fired the night shift, they took it literally.

a reply to: IAMTAT

wher how toappear in shed!....the incantation is as follows....?

a reply to: Night Star

So what does it slaughter on its own when you are not there running the show?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Night Star

So what does it slaughter on its own when you are not there running the show?

Yessssss....Yessssssssssss...bring her over to the DARK SIDE....

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I had 110 surgeries to make me look like a human.

Just when we were finally getting used to you as a Genderless Alien.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yessssss....Yessssssssssss...bring her over to the DARK SIDE....

Well, she did set herself up for that one.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yessssss....Yessssssssssss...bring her over to the DARK SIDE....

Well, she did set herself up for that one.

Soon the 'Giant Orange Cat Poop Witch' will be ours! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...cough...cough...HA...