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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:08 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
E*bola again?

*sigh*

I hate internet viruses.


Yeah, I would equate you with Ebola. You can certainly cause blood to spew from every office.


I once had a dog I named, "Oh My God Run For Your Lives He's Rabid".

But the neighbors made me get rid of him for some stupid reason.




posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:09 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I once had a dog I named, "Oh My God Run For Your Lives He's Rabid".

But the neighbors made me get rid of him for some stupid reason.


He was a good boy. Mail never got delivered, but he was still a good dog.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:12 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I used to dress like a clown and take him with me to children's parties.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:13 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

'Used to'.


Too funny.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:17 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

'Used to'.


Too funny.



I still go to children's parties, but now I'm all about safety. So I bring explosives and severed limbs to teach about what can happen.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:21 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I still go to children's parties, but now I'm all about safety. So I bring explosives and severed limbs to teach about what can happen.


And knowing is half the battle...



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:41 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am almost afraid to ask this...what are you then?


I'm the Patrick Bateman of ATS.



Who is this Patrick Bateman? I have never heard of him before.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:41 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Tiger witch!

RUN!


GIANT ORANGE CAT POOP WITCH!!!!



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:43 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Who is this Patrick Bateman? I have never heard of him before.


He's a nice guy.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 11:49 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
I am almost afraid to ask this...what are you then?


I'm the Patrick Bateman of ATS.



Who is this Patrick Bateman? I have never heard of him before.


You should ask for one of his business cards.

Just make sure your's isn't nicer than his.
edit on 2-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 12:00 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

'Used to'.


Too funny.



I still go to children's parties, but now I'm all about safety. So I bring explosives and severed limbs to teach about what can happen.


DB's stage name is Fire Marshall Bill The Cat



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 12:24 PM
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I had 110 surgeries to make me look like a human.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 12:35 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: DBCowboy

LOL!

Have to catch up with other things and get some things done around the house.



Take off.
That garden shed abattoir isn't gonna run itself.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 01:19 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: DBCowboy

LOL!

Have to catch up with other things and get some things done around the house.



Take off.
That garden shed abattoir isn't gonna run itself.


Sometimes it does. I think when I fired the night shift, they took it literally.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 01:24 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

wher how toappear in shed!....the incantation is as follows....?



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 01:24 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

So what does it slaughter on its own when you are not there running the show?



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 02:03 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Night Star

So what does it slaughter on its own when you are not there running the show?



Yessssss....Yessssssssssss...bring her over to the DARK SIDE....



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 02:05 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I had 110 surgeries to make me look like a human.


Just when we were finally getting used to you as a Genderless Alien.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 02:11 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yessssss....Yessssssssssss...bring her over to the DARK SIDE....


Well, she did set herself up for that one.



posted on Mar, 2 2017 @ 02:14 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Yessssss....Yessssssssssss...bring her over to the DARK SIDE....


Well, she did set herself up for that one.


Soon the 'Giant Orange Cat Poop Witch' will be ours! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...cough...cough...HA...




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