Make ATS Great Again

a reply to: olaru12

idk, I was trying not to break character, bored now.

a reply to: imjack


Hey ImJack, we found a handkerchief with a map on it. It seems to be ravioli related. Is It yours?

originally posted by: imjack

originally posted by: reldra

originally posted by: MagicCow
Look into ArMap's handling of Mars anomalies.
He thinks everything is a rock.
The cover-up must be brought to light.
It'll be yuuuuge!

#ArMapGate

Lol I just got this -_-, as my Twitter Advisor, I request we go with #BaconGate

It's easier to draw connection and collude with something sinister.

Now that is sinister. I like it. KawRider will need to produce embarassing records of how he paid for that HUGE portrait of him holding a fish he caught.


Oo and he;s shirtless. Shirtless with a fish, it must be code for something.

I speak as a member.



I am quite entertained.
That is all.

I am DrumsRfun and I approve this message.

a reply to: imjack


I can wait getting paid, heck I'd rather volunteer as I've noticed in My travels that "great things" become "Also Rans" once it is monetized.

Is it okay if I do it for "Service-To-Others" instead of "Service-To-Self"?

Of course, You can write-off whatever You decide in order to make the machine run more smoothly...

a reply to: reldra

I don't recall catching the fish. And If I did catch the fish, I didn't intend to...

The game warden didn't give me a ticket because I'm not smart enough to catch fish. It was all an accidental honest mistake.

Vote for me!

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and, as always:

Do NOT reply to this post!!

originally posted by: KawRider9
a reply to: reldra

I don't recall catching the fish. And If I did catch the fish, I didn't intend to...

The game warden didn't give me a ticket because I'm not smart enough to catch fish. It was all an accidental honest mistake.

Vote for me!

That is a long campaign slogan, but it just might work of you can fit it on a sign. I have seen people vote based on worse slogans.

a reply to: imjack
If you become President, will you tell us how much Hillary and company paid ATS to drop Pizza Gate?

originally posted by: spiritualarchitect
a reply to: imjack
If you become President, will you tell us how much Hillary and company paid ATS to drop Pizza Gate?

This is supposed to be a fun thread. Then you came along.

originally posted by: KawRider9
a reply to: reldra

I'm a Mason, so I had his vote in the brown bag!

He admits to being a Mason! Thats like KKK around these parts

originally posted by: Butterfinger

originally posted by: KawRider9
a reply to: reldra

I'm a Mason, so I had his vote in the brown bag!

He admits to being a Mason! Thats like KKK around these parts

Umm...do you know how many Masons are on ATS? I will lose count if I attempt to. LOL
I almost feel like an honorary mason I am surrounded by so many here.

a reply to: reldra

All members with no sense of humor will be regulated behind the wall...lol

a reply to: Butterfinger

You obviously don't know how us Masons, or this Masonic site works...

You will now be forced (against your will) to shovel snow off of AugustusMasonicus roof... congratulations!!!

Shoulda voted for me, I was gonna have Springer and SkepticOverlord do it, but you drew the short straw. Sorry...

I demand a re-count, to destroy the Electoral College.

To the streets...Hey lets protest because we lost.

Burn down our neighborhood stores.

The we must chant: He's not my ATS President.

Re-Count...I don't need a reason.

I'm tired lets go get a Coke. Crap, we burnt the store down.

That's fine.

I'll still be the GodEmperor.

a reply to: whyamIhere

Exhibit A of your typical imjack supporter...

Whining for a recount before the votes are tallied.

If imjack doesn't doesn't disavow "whyamIhere" types, it shows his racist, biased, phobic, ism, Ist(and more) ways... we don't want an istaphobe ruling over us, do we??

Vote KawRider and help end the isimistaphobe mentality.

Love trumps hate a$$holes!!!

I'm getting tired of all this Russian propaganda.
Mods, please ban everyone that flagged this thread.

Now...to announce my run for General Secretary of the ATS Politburo...

And I'll go ahead and name Phage as the chief director of the new ATS People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs, and instead of a Firewall we'll be building a Firehall...or Firebox... whatever, you know what I'm saying, a Furnace... don't criticize my terminology.

After our first pogrom aimed at anyone not patriotic to the party line (named P.U.R.G.E., the Patriotic Utopian Regulatory Governance Event), we will hold free and fair elections.

There will be two candidates; one of them being the old version of me, and the other being the new version of me. This will ensure that infilTraitors do not corrupt our party purity.

And ATSers will not eat steak or bacon, instead, for equality, everyone will eat raw potatoes with rice.

a reply to: imjack

LMAO I read that in Trumps voice and it was fantastic. The best. Youll be yuuuge. Make ATS great again. #phageforthehoaxbin2017