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posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:23 PM
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a reply to: Martin75

You and Reldra have earned spots in my administration!




posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:25 PM
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a reply to: imjack

Greetings-

Point of Order-

Will You be hiring 'intraweb helpers'? In this last erection, I made some pretty good bread. Ever read those outlandish claims like "I made $1,075 and all I did was surf the web..." Well, one Party paid a few of Us to type things and to correct anything We fell was 'untruthful'.. Then they paid Me $2,200 if they could fill out My absentee ballot..

Can We expect the same from You?

* I doubt any of Us came here to ATS™, at least I didn't....

Stay Hydrated...



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:25 PM
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a reply to: KawRider9
I wanna be SOS, Secretary of Steaks!



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:28 PM
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a reply to: Martin75

Done deal if ya do surf and turf!



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:28 PM
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a reply to: Martin75

Done deal if ya do surf and turf!

I like my posts like my votes... doubled!
edit on 7-12-2016 by KawRider9 because: bacon



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:29 PM
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a reply to: imjack

Will the wall keep out the mass migration of refugees from other forums?

They cross our border, rape our threads, and sell fake news to our people!



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:29 PM
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originally posted by: JimNasium
a reply to: imjack

Greetings-

Point of Order-

Will You be hiring 'intraweb helpers'? In this last erection, I made some pretty good bread. Ever read those outlandish claims like "I made $1,075 and all I did was surf the web..." Well, one Party paid a few of Us to type things and to correct anything We fell was 'untruthful'.. Then they paid Me $2,200 if they could fill out My absentee ballot..

Can We expect the same from You?

* I doubt any of Us came here to ATS™, at least I didn't....

Stay Hydrated...


Yes, however I will be paying you out of my charity, and it will take time to move things around. That is a good job, and greatly needed in my administration, with the outbreaks of "Fake News" we will need someone who can draw good parallels without breaking the truth to build of an impression of honesty. Then we can lie when cornered.
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posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:30 PM
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Noooooo......

Let's forget about any elections for at least a few years, I have a massive hangover from the U.S Election and I'm from the U.K.



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:31 PM
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a reply to: imjack



Is there anyone in the history of the known universe that could do it better than you??



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:32 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker
a reply to: imjack

Will the wall keep out the mass migration of refugees from other forums?

They cross our border, rape our threads, and sell fake news to our people!


Reddit will have a temporary ban and induction of Redditors will have to be put into a registry.

4chan'rs will be deported.



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:33 PM
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a reply to: KawRider9
I will submit my resume with examples




posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:34 PM
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a reply to: imjack

Your taking a soft stance, but it's better than the spineless administration in place. Drain the servers!



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:42 PM
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originally posted by: Martin75
a reply to: KawRider9
Beer & Bacon!!!!

Sorry Jack but I'm voting for KawRider!




Ack!

You've been drinking the ASM's koolaid.




posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:45 PM
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originally posted by: reldra

originally posted by: MagicCow
Look into ArMap's handling of Mars anomalies.
He thinks everything is a rock.
The cover-up must be brought to light.
It'll be yuuuuge!



#ArMapGate


Lol I just got this -_-, as my Twitter Advisor, I request we go with #BaconGate

It's easier to draw connection and collude with something sinister.
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posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:46 PM
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He's a puppet set up by TMTB (The Mods that Be) (Teenage Mutant Terror Bunnies)?

He won't even name the real threat here.

Reptilians.



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:47 PM
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originally posted by: watchitburn
He's a puppet set up by TMTB (The Mods that Be) (Teenage Mutant Terror Bunnies)?

He won't even name the real threat here.

Reptilians.


If elected, I promise full disclosure and moderator secrets.
edit on 7-12-2016 by imjack because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:50 PM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
That will go perfectly with the surf & turf, thanks! LOL



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:52 PM
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a reply to: Martin75

We spiked it with bourbon for Agustus!



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 01:56 PM
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a reply to: imjack

Jack, Believe me, this will be very, very, very, yuggge really. I don't know but that's what people tell me that if you talk like this a lot of people believe anything you say.... ATS is not a very very good place, a lot of people, a lot of people tall me this.



posted on Dec, 7 2016 @ 02:00 PM
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originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: imjack



Is there anyone in the history of the known universe that could do it better than you??


I speak the mind of the people. And I am great at getting things done. The best. My first action as President will be the removal of the Health & Wellness forum. A massive waste of space on our website. People would pay $5 a month to be allowed to talk about Pedophila instead of these distraction unimportant topics. I'm here to make us money for this Firewall and Bring Back Our Bloggers.
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