It looks like you're using an Ad Blocker.

Please white-list or disable AboveTopSecret.com in your ad-blocking tool.

Thank you.

 

Some features of ATS will be disabled while you continue to use an ad-blocker.

 

UFO found on Thailand Beaches

page: 1
0
<<   2 >>

log in

join
share:

posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 09:31 PM
link   
Weekly World News has learned from a respected scientific source that rescuers searching for survivors of the December 26 monster wave stumbled across a UFO half buried in the beach on Hong Island, a remote isle off the coast of Thailand.


www.weeklyworldnews.com...

What do you think?




posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 09:34 PM
link   
I was really sad after reading this article. The Weekly World News use to be such an up and up new magazine.
But when there was not mention of Bat Boy in the story...Well let's just say they will not be getting any more of my hard earned money....

Bat Boy where are you?



posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 09:35 PM
link   

"The girl was frightened and woozy. She kept moaning, 'Keep your filthy little gray hands off me.'"

Priceless. Her and the guy in a loincloth mumbling 'you damn dirty apes!" should make a cute couple.



posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 09:58 PM
link   
Yeah WWN is as credible as rense.com. It is tabloid ultra bull shi'ite trying to catch your eye is you spend for it. They're intentions are obvious.

[edit on 26-1-2005 by lord finesse420]



posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 10:05 PM
link   
The WWN is obviously a joke magazine. I mean, if the ludicrious stories and obvious photoshop jobs didn't tip you off...

I still remember "Horse Born With Human Head". That picture scarred me for life



posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 10:23 PM
link   
lord finesse420 you dont dig rense.com?



posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 10:26 PM
link   

Originally posted by Drew Da General
lord finesse420 you dont dig rense.com?


No, because if you look for the writers, they arent credible, the sources arent credible, its vastly political and anti-semitic



posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 10:29 PM
link   
I was waiting who will post it first



posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 10:33 PM
link   
There is no reason to bash Weekly World News. They are obviously fake, and I dont think the staff at WWN expect or want anyone to believe it. Dont even compare it to Rense. The content on Rense is questionable but the content in WWN is laughable



posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 11:08 PM
link   
Lets not forget where Tommy Lee Jones was looking for the news in the first Men in Black when he was looking for an unregistered alien.



posted on Jan, 26 2005 @ 11:27 PM
link   

Originally posted by DYepes
Lets not forget where Tommy Lee Jones was looking for the news in the first Men in Black when he was looking for an unregistered alien.


lol funny you mention that because that was the first thing that popped into my mind after visiting www.wwn.com



posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 12:01 AM
link   
I needed a good laugh. I thought the funniest parts were how the aliens died. Apparently they were traveling underwater and they got hit by the tsunami and drowned in a submersible craft, very funny. The female human survivor who luckily survived in a water tight area but was subjected to probes to her body openings kept moaning "Keep your filthy little gray hands off me.'"

Finally they discovered the female human had gone missing when she had worn a Martha Stewart mask before Halloween. It's Very shocking news that the aliens wanted to probe Martha Stewart.
I bet they wanted stock tips or something.


I heard the writers of these types of stories go to a bar, have a few drinks, and come up with all kinds of ground breaking news.


[edit on 27-1-2005 by orionthehunter]



posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 07:41 AM
link   
Amongst the things found in the UFO.....a Mc Donalds happy meal???????????????????????? Did the UFO use a drive through to purchase it?







posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 07:53 AM
link   
Another Gem from WWN..........

www.weeklyworldnews.com...

Forget about the face on Mars....Now we have the BUTT!!!!!!!!!!




posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 07:58 AM
link   
Sounds like just one more person(s) trying to exploit the tsunami victims and make a buck of of it. Don't buy their desperate lies! Or their publication for that matter.



posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 08:02 AM
link   
This should be in BTS.

Sanc'.



posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 08:02 AM
link   

Weekly World News has learned from a respected scientific source


I honestly think that's the first time I've ever seen "Weekly World News" and "respected source" in the same sentence....EVER....


WWN makes India Daily look like the New York Times, hehe....

I'm still picturing the UFO going through the Mickey D's drive thru...


"I'd like two Marklars with extra Marklar, and a large Marklar to go!"
"Oh, and a Marklar Meal"
"That'll be 11.37 Marklars please..."



posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 08:06 AM
link   
Your marklar's are wise and true, Marklar.



posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 08:12 AM
link   
The best part of the whole article was the link to a different article entitled

18 NURSES PREGNANT AFTER REST HOME VIAGRA PARTY


Priceless



posted on Jan, 27 2005 @ 08:22 AM
link   

18 NURSES PREGNANT AFTER REST HOME VIAGRA PARTY


That is a BAD porno, just begging to be made, is it not?



new topics

top topics



 
0
<<   2 >>

log in

join