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Monty Python

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posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 06:47 AM
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These guys had it easy





posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 06:59 AM
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posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:10 AM
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Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit - Monty Python's Flying Circus



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posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:11 AM
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posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:14 AM
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My fav in the 70s-We would go to college classes on Monday and discuss the newest Monty Python scenes from their show. Then, the hilarious clever movies came out ad I was able to enjoy them with my children. I miss them so-loved the silliness-so many memories; when my kids would fight I would start repeating "The Argument Society." Would work great for this political season.
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posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:20 AM
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None of those videos would win the 100 yard race for people with no sense of direction.

#Justmontypythonthings



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:26 AM
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originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
a reply to: JesusXst

None of those videos would win the 100 yard race for people with no sense of direction.

#Justmontypythonthings


I agree lol



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:35 AM
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"Now you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!"



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:39 AM
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All hail the Book of Cyril!

"There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock."

Wise words that I, for one, shall strive to uphold!



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:44 AM
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"Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."

I disagree. I think it's starting to sound like a bloody good idea!



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:46 AM
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a reply to: Kryties

This sure makes a nice change from Trump blah blah blah or Hillary blah blah blah .



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:48 AM
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I know lol, I'm actually having a ball looking up Monty Python quotes. I'm sitting here quietly chuckling to myself like a crazy person hehe.



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 07:49 AM
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"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope... Our four... no... amongst our weapons.... amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again."



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 08:00 AM
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And now to something completely different ...

BOOM! xD



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 08:02 AM
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Last one I promise:


Brian: 'I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!'

Girl: 'Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.'

Brian: 'What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!'

Followers: 'He is! He is the Messiah!'

Brian: 'Now, f--- off!'

[Silence]

Arthur: 'How shall we f--- off, O Lord?'



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posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 08:06 AM
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Quote from Monty Python:

[after slicing one of the Black Knight's arms off]
King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary!
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!
King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
King Arthur: What's that, then?
Black Knight: [after a pause] I've had worse.
King Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!
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Bedevere: And how do you burn witches?
Crowd: With more witches!
Bedevere: No,no,no…And why do witches burn?
Peasant: Because…there made…of…wood?
Bedevere: Precisely, so how do we know if she’s made fo wood?
Peasant: Biuld a bridge out of her!
Bedevere: Ah, but can you also not build a bridge out of stone?
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posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 08:09 AM
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One of my all-time favourite quotes that one lol.



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 08:09 AM
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originally posted by: Kryties
a reply to: JesusXst

One of my all-time favourite quotes that one lol.


Cheers



posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 08:16 AM
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You twisted my arm, I must post another.......


Old Man from Scene 24: Stop! WHAT is your name?

King Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britons!

Old Man from Scene 24: WHAT is your quest?

King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail!

Old Man from Scene 24: WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

King Arthur: What do you mean? African or European swallow?

Old Man from Scene 24: I, I don't know that! *gets pulled to the sky and thrown down the Gorge of Eternal Peril*

Sir Bedevere: How do you know so much about swallows?

King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.






posted on Nov, 12 2016 @ 08:17 AM
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but can you also not build a bridge out of stone?


Easier than cutting a tree down with a herring . lol




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