posted on May, 7 2017 @ 12:39 PM
AM: When Brits say they’re ‘taking the piss’ where exactly are they taking it to any why the fixation with urine?
TB: Thats a good question, although I suspect that our ability to drink copiously, may necessitate that we do more thinking while aboit the business
of urinating, than do some other cultures.
AM: When are you coming to collect Posh and Becks?
TB: Erm...We're not. You can deport them if you like though!
AM: Guess that means we have to keep that turd ball Piers Morgan too. If the UK did its own version of The Office would it still be funny?
TB: ...I think it is a pretty good bet, that it would be hilarious. It might even be better than the "original".
AM: Alright, let's toss you the obligatory softballs...Benny Hill or Monty Python?
TB: Monty Python, every single time. I love the abstract nature of the humour and the total anarchy of their work.
AM: Best British TV show where you didn’t steal the concept from America?
TB: ... HAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!
Interesting....what about...Doctor Who. There, that's a genuine British product!
AM: Favorite film?
TB: The Matrix.
AM: TrueBrit's last supper?
TB: I could never pick just one. Meat. All my favourites contain meat.
AM: The greatest metal band of all time?
TB: Another tough one...I will have to go with Emperor.
AM: If you were literate your favorite book would be?
TB: Anything by Arthur C Clarke or Greg Bear
AM: Who’s more snog-worthy, Kate or Pipa?
TB: Hmmm.... Well, I would say the Prince has a famed fine taste in ladies, and leave it at that.
AM: Woman on ATS that you would most like to lay your cape down over a puddle of mud for?
TB: Well...that is a hard question. It would be much easier to figure out who I would NOT lay a coat down for, but there again, mentioning names would
be somewhat rude. I shall keep my own counsel, I think lol!
TrueBrit, is a thirty two year old, who should have been born four to five hundred years earlier, at least. He is a locksmith, a metal head, a
poet, a father, a gentleman and a nerd. He has been member here since 2007, during which time he has been mostly engaged in diverting debate,
constructive discussion, and the occasional foray into absolute madness.
TrueBrit is also secretly the next King of England and will revert the country back to the feudal system so he can ram a lance through someone's eye
whilst cranking Megadeath to 11.
If any of you are still awake I want to thank you for joining us again. We enjoyed the insight and wisdom from a person who has more culture than a
yogurt factory and found that chivalry is certainly not quite dead yet, but a carefully placed blow to the head should remedy this situation. If you
ever find yourself in England where it appears a hirsute, drunken man is attempting to break into a home, fear not, it is only our beloved TrueBrit
drunkenly breaking into a home.
TrueBrit, thanks for taking time out of your day to suffer the ignominies of this vile process. Your parting gifts today are a thesaurus and the phone
number for Olga, she's a Eastern European 'masseuse'. Remember to tip.
Thank you all, until the next time.
edit on 7-5-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn