Best Jobs During a Third World War

originally posted by: Nothin

Automatic screwing machine operator.

Always too busy IT guy.

Chinese/english translator.

Misery merchant.

Any job for Halliburton.

Nice..I like the translator idea

It just occurred to me that working in the sewing, clothing, textiles industry might actually be very important..people are going to need clothes and if you can provide a service either repairing or building garments, coats etc. it might actually be really important..

How about, private security??? Seems people want to feel safe, let them pay us for that safe feeling .

a reply to: tony9802

World War III will be over in minutes, so jobs during such an event do not really matter very much though I suppose one may want to work in one of the bunkers of the rich and famous, or the bunkers for the politicians, or somewhere else deep underground.

Selling toilet paper...every one needs toilet paper

a reply to: Mianeye

Leaves will out compete you.

originally posted by: ColdWisdom
a reply to: tony9802

The best job to have during any conflict is in the film/tv industry.

Actor, News Anchor, Studio Executive, etc. even miscellaneous crew.

They get paid the biggest bucks to stay out of harm's way.

I was going to say propaganda.

originally posted by: worldstarcountry
a reply to: Mianeye

Leaves will out compete you.

Til you mistakenly grab poison oak/ivy hehe.

originally posted by: Kapriti
a reply to: tony9802

World War III will be over in minutes, so jobs during such an event do not really matter very much though I suppose one may want to work in one of the bunkers of the rich and famous, or the bunkers for the politicians, or somewhere else deep underground.

Are you that convinced that there will be a global nuclear conflict, where one series of nuclear detonations will cause and effect another group of similar detonations, effect dominoeing endlessly into neverending terminality..? Why are you so convinced?

No jobs, bunkers won't save you. Soon as meltdown at Nuclear Reactors occurs with no one to prevent such. All will be lost in a matter of weeks.

Maybe get a job of a counsellor. Nothing to show for it in the long run.

Kind regards,

bally

originally posted by: madmac5150
I wanna be a lesbian porn fluffer...

I have my dreams...

Hey, its never ever too late , follow your dreams

How about a job at CERN? As long as that wild rumor about an accidental gateway is true, alternative earth here I come.

Failing that I can offer my services as a specialist bunker cleaner and supply auditor

Overseer of vault.

Learn welding and construction!
When the elites all head for their bunkers, leaving the rest of us to face their mess, weld the damn doors shut and concrete over them to make sure the buggers don't get out again!

I'm thinking that I should start a company...I'll call it...Vault-Tec! Have to be prepared for the fallout! Figures this would stem from the debates had in New, I mean, Las Vegas.

a reply to: tony9802

Anyone mentioned 'Doctor' or 'Nurse'?

You would be bloody busy though...

originally posted by: Britguy
Learn welding and construction!
When the elites all head for their bunkers, leaving the rest of us to face their mess, weld the damn doors shut and concrete over them to make sure the buggers don't get out again!

Great Idea.

Based on the "A conventional conflict in the near future will be extremely lethal and fast, and we will not own the stopwatch." comment Picomanagement seems like a valuable transferable skill, so we at least have a little time to enjoy ourselves!

Hands down, Search Engine Optimization ( SEO )... lol

Gotta get through the propaganda some how, dodge Google's killer search spyders and rank page 1 among the minefields today!

a reply to: tony9802

Body Bag Salesmen .

a reply to: tony9802
Bunkers