You Know You Are Getting Old When...

How about 'you know you're getting old when…
you start including aging in more of your conversations….
or you may post something about it online for the world to read

you know you're getting old when…

the last Spaniard you saw was sailing across the channel

You know you're getting old when:
You just want to talk to a company representative instead of following the automated service trail, so you start madly pushing zero on the phone in hopes it will put you through to someone…ANYone?!?!

My hubby turns 50 this week. I know he's getting old cuz...he's skidding full on into a midlife crisis.

- I know he's getting old when he will only wear the same cut of Dockers he's been wearing for the last 15 years.

- I know he's getting old when anyone at SuperCuts will do.

- I know he's getting old when he stops watching new TV shows unless I make him.

- I know he's getting old when he scans the radio until he finds the classic rock station.

- I know he's getting old when I don't have to beg him to take his vitamin and fiber supplement anymore.

- I know he's getting old when he starts bitching about neighbors, teens, dogs, and how things "used to be".


I'm going to need a whole lot more wine to cope with the whine this year. LOL!

You know you're getting old when you notice the title of the thread should have used "you're".

originally posted by: superman2012
You know you're getting old when you notice the title of the thread should have used "you're".

Ha too true, thank you, I requested correction from mods.
Guess I'm getting too old to catch all my spellcheck alerts

a reply to: kosmicjack
Bravo jack!
Yes I have a pair of sweats that I can only get away with wearing so much because I'm single I believe.
The "supercuts" analogy is hilarious too because I just recently quit paying 25-30 dollars for a cut that I can have.."close enough" cut for 10 or 12 dollars. Some may call that laziness, I call it acquired wisdom.

originally posted by: Vector99
a reply to: waftist

Breakfast used to go snap crackle pop, now you do getting out of bed

I knew I was getting old when my wife said, "Take off your clothes, I'll iron them".


And I was naked.

Or When you have to let out a huge Uggggghhh when you stand?

why do you do that? its really annoying.

TMI alert!!!!!!! Don't read if you can't take it!


Men know they are getting old when they inadvertently sit on their testicles. (*ew!*)

a reply to: argentus

Oh man, I'd think one would learn after just a couple of incidents eh? haha
They actually have a product for such situations.

a reply to: waftist

Not sure what is going on, waiting to hear back from the doctors after they get the labs.

I'll have to pay, super bummer.