Zika Virus Ate My Dingo

And then it turned into a rabid lump of animated death flesh.
Don't know how else to describe it.
Just gnashing teeth with toxic looking green foaming liquid squirting out between his teeth and flapping tongue.
His eyes had an inner glow of red like a bubbling cavern of magma.
His deranged expression went from maniacal to demonical as I raised the barrel and squeezed the trigger.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Don't leave us hangin', man...

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

This is the most Romantic Poem I've ever read!

Stunning!!!

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Nice one lol,

Thanks all.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Could you map that out for us?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Could you map that out for us?

Well I woke up around noon, still slightly inebriated from the previous day. I promptly ingested 11 advils and cracked a raw egg into 3 shots of espresso and a ounce of goat milk.
Feeling a little better by 2pm I flipped on the home shopping network as I am currently looking for new garden gnomes since my neighbor deficated on the previous gnome family that I had and they are now wrapped in plastic and sitting in the evidence room, downtown at the police station.
I stepped outside at 4:20 to have a session and check on Brutus the dingo when some psycho jumps my fence and asks me if I want to see something "cool".
I told him to get off my property and that this was a stand your ground state and all. He blinked nonsensically and jabbed a hyperdermic needle into my dingos backside.
I screamed and ran inside to grab my shotgun.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

No, I meant on your ZIka Map.

I like Zika Maps, they show you were you can get the Zika.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Here is the only Official Zika Map available.
Doesn't look good...

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

Good thing I have Zika Protection ware. Phew... Crazy World this is!

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

So it would appear that, according to your map, if I stay off the Flat Earth I wont get the Zika.

This is highly useful information.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

So it would appear that, according to your map, if I stay off the Flat Earth I wont get the Zika.

This is highly useful information.

That's what I thought too. However it looks like this map is from our yesteryears. Can't seem to locate New Zealand.

a reply to: EmmanuelGoldstein

It's southwest of Australia where it belongs.