How long will you live?

Answer a few questions and see what the Lifeline Calculator has in store for you. I'm sure it doesn't take into account the possibility of being killed by aliens or the CIA.

channels.netscape.com...

By our calculations, you'll live to the ripe old age of 84 !

89 for me......Woot.



Why TF would education have anything to do with my longevity?!?

regards
seekerof

Originally posted by Seekerof

Why TF would education have anything to do with my longevity?!?

Not sure, but this explains the logic behind the calculation:

channels.netscape.com...

I demand a recount! Will probably be better in a couple weeks, as my fiance' and I are getting some mountain bikes, and trying to exercise that way...

It no workie with me!!!!!!

Hopefully i'll last until monday...a major party on sat/sun...don't want to miss it!!!!!

Sex...booze and sex!!!!!!

Wohoooo!!!!!!!!!!

But I also saw many other missing factors, such as existing health conditions, diet, hereditary diseases, etc. Maybe a fun exercise, but I wouldn't call it accurate...

*puts down the phone to the funeral parlor*

See the darwinawards.com... website for the answer to that, stupid people have more trouble getting through life

example:

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet, didn't put enough postage on a letter bomb, and it came back marked "return to sender." He opened the package and was blown away.

Robert, 37, shot himself while explaining gun safety to his wife in Glendale, California, when he placed a .45-caliber pistol he thought was unloaded under his chin and pulled the trigger. Shovestall's wife told police that the incident occurred after her complaints about her husband's 70 guns prompted him to demonstrate their safety.

A 23-year-old bar-brawler who had been escorted out of the Turtle Club in Florida by a bouncer, sneaked back in and leaped off a staircase, aiming a kick at another man, but was killed when he landed on his head.

Originally posted by Seekerof

Why TF would education have anything to do with my longevity?!?

regards
seekerof

[Edited on 19-6-2003 by Netchicken]

i got 79, is thing right?!

they gave me 60 years and they dont even ask many questions

Thats hilarious NetChicken.... Two thumbs up.

NOw I can see where education, so to speak, would play a role.

regards
seekerof

Assuming I don't get killed my a bus or something I plan to live forever. Anybody ever read a book called the First Immortal? It's the ticket for hope a to everlasting life, here on earth I mean.

85 years then I meet the creator and take over the helm.

regards
seekerof

I should be able to (by that time), stick my brain in a cool new android body with missiles and lasers and be able to transform into a motorcycle, and....now I'm just getting silly....

When I spent the last buck, smoked my last cigar and drank the last bottle of wine, then, and only then, am I ready to die . . .

81! woo-hoo! in all seriousness, I only want to live that long if I'm relatively intact, mind and body. both my grandmas have Alzheimer's, but their bodies are strong. if I'm 80 but have no idea who my grandkids are, I don't think I want to stick around.

81!

Great, a good thing to tell to my mom when she tell me that in 19 earth years old existence, the only things I done was to *go to school*(official version), drink beer and peace her off !!

Well mom
Only 60 years left to see your depravate son burn his brain with alchool !

Good post indeed.

i got 90
god, i will be all old and saggy

hopefully when I hit 50 they will have the cyborg bodies in production.