Woman crashes car into house after closing her eyes to pray

www.wptv.com...

Jesus take the wheel....

The crash occurred when a 28-year-old woman closed her eyes to pray while traveling down a Mary Esther, Florida street. The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office said woman blew through a stop sign, went through the intersection and rammed into front of a house. The woman tried to back up, but her tires spun in the sand. The woman was cited for reckless driving with property damage, and was taken to a local hospital.

Can't you pray with your eyes open?

a reply to: olaru12

Seems she doesn't pray hard enough...or there is no entity actually listening to any prayers.

a reply to: olaru12
So what did she pray for, an accident maybe?
Where was her "god"? Maybe he had his eyes closed and was shaking his head because of the idiots "he made"?

originally posted by: DerBeobachter
a reply to: olaru12
So what did she pray for, an accident maybe?
Where was her "god"? Maybe he had his eyes closed and was shaking his head because of the idiots "he made"?

I have a feeling her next prayers will be about insurance rates. Or perhaps for her friends to stop mocking her.

a reply to: olaru12

The crash occurred when a 28-year-old woman closed her eyes to pray while traveling down a Mary Esther, Florida street.

Or she just fell asleep.
As excuses go it's one of the more inventive I've heard.

Thanks for this. I needed a good laugh today.

originally posted by: TheBulk
And here come the Christianphobes!

How do you know she is Christian?
I didn't see which particular unverifiable god she 'prayed' to.

...and I'm with Gortex, just seems like a bull# excuse to me, stupid bitch could have killed someone, whatever her lame excuse is.

originally posted by: grainofsand

originally posted by: TheBulk
And here come the Christianphobes!

How do you know she is Christian?
I didn't see which particular unverifiable god she 'prayed' to.

...and I'm with Gortex, just seems like a bull# excuse to me, stupid bitch could have killed someone, whatever her lame excuse is.

With a name like MARY ESTHER, my bet is that she's a Christian but who knows....

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: grainofsand

originally posted by: TheBulk
And here come the Christianphobes!

How do you know she is Christian?
I didn't see which particular unverifiable god she 'prayed' to.

...and I'm with Gortex, just seems like a bull# excuse to me, stupid bitch could have killed someone, whatever her lame excuse is.

With a name like MARY ESTHER, my bet is that she's a Christian but who knows....

Mary Esther is a city in Florida not the name of the driver.


I wonder if she was driving on Miracle Strip Parkway when the accident happened.
www.mapquest.com...

originally posted by: olaru12

With a name like MARY ESTHER, my bet is that she's a Christian but who knows....

Oh I'd bet the same, just the member whining about 'Christianphobes' doesn't know. She could be Hindu or Zoroastrian for all anyone knows.
...and I don't discriminate with any religion and their deities, I think they are equally ridiculous and unverifiable, so the Christianphobe is a silly victim like comment to have made in this thread.

Maybe we all need to pray that we never bump into such a conscientious driver.

I'd say that , as a pedestrian, I'm relieved but I'm not sure that I'm safe yet!

originally posted by: gortex

originally posted by: olaru12

originally posted by: grainofsand

originally posted by: TheBulk
And here come the Christianphobes!

How do you know she is Christian?
I didn't see which particular unverifiable god she 'prayed' to.

...and I'm with Gortex, just seems like a bull# excuse to me, stupid bitch could have killed someone, whatever her lame excuse is.

With a name like MARY ESTHER, my bet is that she's a Christian but who knows....

Mary Esther is a city in Florida not the name of the driver.

Oh, thanks for that revelation...

Perhaps it's best the report didn't reveal her name.

a reply to: olaru12

Yeah, she closed eyes to pray, then after living despite her extreme stupidity, she'll praise god for saving her life in that ordeal.

Religious nutters are amazing like that.

originally posted by: ReprobateRaccoon
a reply to: olaru12


Religious nutters really are amazing.

Hey, I resemble that remark.....

When did Jesus pass his test anyhow.

People are taking "Jesus take the wheel" too literally.

Jesus is a crap driver anyway.

Pokemon Go. Who prays with their eyes closed LONG ENOUGH to go THAT far and cause that much damage???


"Jesus take the wheel"...you crack me up.

did he answer her prayer?

Religious preoccupation is often associated with psychotic mania, or the "god complex' from meth use.

Poor soul...hope she gets some help.