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Busted in public...

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posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 11:36 AM
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There are other stories like this. Here is my version!

I was in line at the grocery store the other day, I noticed that a smoking hot blonde behind me has just raised her hand and is giving me a big hello.

I was surprised that such a beautiful girl was waving to me, her face looked vaguely familiar to me. I could not place where I might know her from, so I said in a red voice hey do I know you?

She replies to me "I might be wrong but you could be the father of one of my children"!

WTF as my mind shoots back to the one and only time I had been unfaithful. Hell yes I said, we met at the Santa Monica pier a few years ago, I took you to The Lobster restaurant! We decided to get a room at the Swanky Viceroy hotel off Ocean Blvd. the crazy things we did that night. How could I forget you. Do you want to get together again?

OMGEE!!! I am your wife's best friend, I just got my hair dyed blond!!

BUSTED, it's never good to cheat.




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posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 12:20 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12
My true version…

I lived with two roommates, the one had two girlfriends that didn't know about each other until one day one called and the other room mate said, oh, he's out with whatsername…

Tilt…



posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 12:21 PM
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a reply to: intrptr

LOL, BUSTED. That is so funny...thank you!



posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 12:34 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12
It got better… they both got together and fooled him into showing up at the house while they were both there.

I was there when he walked in the door and saw them. The look on his face…

priceless.



posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 12:43 PM
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a reply to: intrptr

That is so funny, did they dump him or have a three way?



posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 04:21 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12

Yah, the scum, they both continued to date him off and on after that.



posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 04:22 PM
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a reply to: intrptr

Good thing they were not twins!



posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 04:26 PM
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a reply to: Quantum12
Naw, stone cold foxes both, though. Kind of party girls as well. Avoided them back then, lucky me, its that era and age group that were spreading aids like wildfire thorough unprotected sex.



posted on Apr, 22 2016 @ 04:33 PM
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a reply to: intrptr

Scary times, AIDS not good.



posted on Apr, 23 2016 @ 12:38 AM
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LOL! Good one Quantum!




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