Who wants to talk nonsense for 39 minutes?

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originally posted by: OpenEars123

originally posted by: Alien Abduct
I just moved to a new town and even though the train isnt THAT loud its loud enough. Im not used to a t.....omg there it is again! Do they have to blow the damn whistle so damn much?

Its...oh but the weather is nicer here!! My dog got sick yesterday she is still adjusting.

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

I use to have a chicken called Derek.. naturally. He died trying to eat 12 digestives at once

I remember Derek...he was delicious.

If I offered you a kiwi to eat, would you take it?

What if it was this kind of kiwi?


Still good?

originally posted by: Konduit
a reply to: Alien Abduct

Sounds like the average Facebook user

Yeah hahaha. I hate facebook....wait there is someone at the door again.......

a reply to: OpenEars123

you please post with the volume down next time? It's ok, I've got an uncle that sells volume, it's pretty trippy.

he must be really sad when you turn him down

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: Alien Abduct

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

There is some one knocking on your door. If i'm right it's my neighbor from across the street where i used to live.
He also likes chicken

Is he still wearing the hockey mask?

you have to ask alien abduct, he is a specialist in masks.... and chicken

Does he have a chicken mask? Of he does, I'll have 12.

Also, I'd like a mask made from pure fear, that mentally destroys people just by looking at it. Basically it has to be so dark, scary and profound, that people need therapy once they've seen it. I'm talking soul destroying chicken masks, with black dead eyes...

Hmmm this might be enough Internet for the day! :-|

originally posted by: Skid Mark
If I offered you a kiwi to eat, would you take it?

What if it was this kind of kiwi?

Still good?

Awww...it's adorable...Do we have to eat it alive?

Should I create the illusion of intelligent conversation?
Or just speak naturally?

originally posted by: OpenEars123

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: Alien Abduct

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

There is some one knocking on your door. If i'm right it's my neighbor from across the street where i used to live.
He also likes chicken

Is he still wearing the hockey mask?

you have to ask alien abduct, he is a specialist in masks.... and chicken

Does he have a chicken mask? Of he does, I'll have 12.

Also, I'd like a mask made from pure fear, that mentally destroys people just by looking at it. Basically it has to be so dark, scary and profound, that people need therapy once they've seen it. I'm talking soul destroying chicken masks, with black dead eyes...

Ah, you'll be wanting 'The Derek', then.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Skid Mark
If I offered you a kiwi to eat, would you take it?

What if it was this kind of kiwi?

Still good?

Awww...it's adorable...Do we have to eat it alive?

Its better you shave it first with a lawnmower and then drill some holes to let out the juices. It can give you nasty stains on your wedding dress

originally posted by: Errollorre
Should I create the illusion of intelligent conversation?
Or just speak naturally?

All intelligent conversation is an illusion...Including this one.

originally posted by: TechniXcality
a reply to: OpenEars123

Is he really referencing explosive, electrical, turds,

Speaking of which, I made a run to the men's room earlier today.

I swear I had an out of body experience.

originally posted by: intergalactic fire

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Skid Mark
If I offered you a kiwi to eat, would you take it?

What if it was this kind of kiwi?

Still good?

Awww...it's adorable...Do we have to eat it alive?

Its better you shave it first with a lawnmower and then drill some holes to let out the juices. It can give you nasty stains on your wedding dress

That's why we got married naked...and field-dressed the kiwi on our wedding night.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: OpenEars123

originally posted by: Alien Abduct
I just moved to a new town and even though the train isnt THAT loud its loud enough. Im not used to a t.....omg there it is again! Do they have to blow the damn whistle so damn much?

Its...oh but the weather is nicer here!! My dog got sick yesterday she is still adjusting.

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

I use to have a chicken called Derek.. naturally. He died trying to eat 12 digestives at once

I remember Derek...he was delicious.

Ha! I bet he was! He was eating Mcviti Digestives for 3 months, and I used to feed him steak basically (correct me if I'm wrong) Derek, was 1 MIGHTY tasting muvvfuking chicken! I'm glad you liked. My nan hates you though, she wasn't ready Dirty Sanchez you gave her, although she did keep the moustache, she said she liked the smell of it, even though she's not into feces in any way, shape or form!
Oh yeah!
If you ever get stuck in an onerous situation, just remember, God loves you...
Unless you're gay, or a lesbian or LGBT in general, God actually and vehemently thinks gays should be dead. However how do we know that Jesus disable like the D! Innit

originally posted by: mikeone718

originally posted by: TechniXcality
a reply to: OpenEars123

Is he really referencing explosive, electrical, turds,

Speaking of which, I made a run to the men's room earlier today.

I swear I had an out of body experience.

I did too...and had an 'out of potty' experience.

a reply to: IAMTAT

No really, when I came back to, I couldn't account for having missed 13 minutes.

I think something supernatural happened.

a reply to: IAMTAT
If you want to. I suggest peeling it first. It might tickle going down.

a reply to: OpenEars123

Finally, a person after my own heart!

I once had a dog. No, that is lame

Ññ

I wonder what will happen to the Spanish language. It is the second most spoken language after Mandarin. That is only true because of Chinas population.

Even so, English is lagging behind. English is the international language for business, but if you want to travel knowing Spanish is great. From Asia to Europe you will find a speaker who can direct you to toilets and police.

the thing it is being bastardized. The Cervantes institute in charge of keeping its lexicon is evolving to include weird words and slang. This is common since many arabic words and Gypsy words have already been included. Phrases and concepts like "o-jala" Spoken originally as ojo de Allah "eye of Allah" which is meant to imply "hopefully or under gods eye and grace"

Then there are gypsy words like "Guay" which means cool. Or "me mola" meaning I like it allot.

while its normal for language to evolve and include the words that we most commonly use, I fear Spanish may become a universal slang language for travel. That would be fine, but such master works and literature of the past originated in the Castilian language will be more difficult to comprehend for the non scholarly reader.

I think this trend is the catalyst for autonomous languages of Spain like Catalan or Gallego to be looked at with eyes reminiscent of separatist culture.

In Latin America we see a divergence of language evolving in a similar manner.

Mexico has formed a unique lexicon of its own, though Mexico still keeps a more formal castilian for government and academic institutions.

I fear that in Latin America there will be a definitive break between classes where language will be exclusive to ones class. A product of colonial mentalities being adopted by the liberated colonies of Spain. Archaic societal structures will make for divided populations. Even now the linguistic disparity between classes makes any real education conducive to social movement only possible into lateral positions subservient to an elite class. Even among politicians who are now able to be completely illiterate and backwards, speaking in language of the gutter yet obtaining municipal and local governmental positions, again, subservient to an elite class.

Spanish is evolving into many fractured states. Its slang is what now unites it, instead of its very logical and well structured syntax conducive to the transmission of complex ideas.....well beyond "where is the bathroom"

originally posted by: OpenEars123

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: OpenEars123

originally posted by: Alien Abduct
I just moved to a new town and even though the train isnt THAT loud its loud enough. Im not used to a t.....omg there it is again! Do they have to blow the damn whistle so damn much?

Its...oh but the weather is nicer here!! My dog got sick yesterday she is still adjusting.

My new job is great! I want to travel to Europe this winter mabe take one of those.....oh its the timer i gotta check the oven i have a new chicken recipe!

I use to have a chicken called Derek.. naturally. He died trying to eat 12 digestives at once

I remember Derek...he was delicious.

Ha! I bet he was! He was eating Mcviti Digestives for 3 months, and I used to feed him steak basically (correct me if I'm wrong) Derek, was 1 MIGHTY tasting muvvfuking chicken! I'm glad you liked. My nan hates you though, she wasn't ready Dirty Sanchez you gave her, although she did keep the moustache, she said she liked the smell of it, even though she's not into feces in any way, shape or form!

Oh yeah!
If you ever get stuck in an onerous situation, just remember, God loves you...
Unless you're gay, or a lesbian or LGBT in general, God actually and vehemently thinks gays should be dead. However how do we know that Jesus disable like the D! Innit

I'm sorry your nan hates me...She's really a lovely woman; tastes like chicken, too.

a reply to: tadaman

How do you say pineapple?