Time to Play "Trick tries to answer DUMB questions"

To follow on to Drunk's last question ... if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, can I replace it with a bottle of Cornish cider and have the same effect ?

[edit on 12-1-2005 by Pisky]

Originally posted by kinglizard
If a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Yes, when I was younger a teacher brought this question to us, so me and a friend decided to leave a tape recorder overnight in woods behind our houses and in the mornig, It just so haapened a tree fell and it did make a noise.

Originally posted by ben91069
What do women actually want?
Why do some people never learn?
Is getting there half the fun?
How can I own everything that ever existed?

To be Happy
They must want to first
Just as long as the other half is not fun
Dream

Originally posted by drunk
How much booze do i drink in 1 day?

3/4 of a gallon

Originally posted by diehard_democrat

Where did the word OK come from?

Another faint "BS" is heard elsewhere along with a snicker.

Actually, in 8th grade we learned that the Native Americans contributed OK, tuxedo, and some others as well.

Well then I suggest you cantact Meriam Webster.

But OK, here's my questions:

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

What is the meaning of life?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

[edit on 1/11/05 by diehard_democrat]

I believe SO already answered this, As much as he wanted too

To make the best of what you have.

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Should a new toilet paper roll be installed so the paper goes over the top or under the bottom? (No pun intended, but Ha! that was funny)

Originally posted by drunk

Why do we say "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"????

Due to the Nutritional Values an Apple Brings, however why would students give teachers Apples, when they would most likely show up for class the next day, and not call out sick.

Originally posted by Pisky
To follow on to Drunk's last question ... if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, can I replace it with a bottle of Cornish cider and have the same effect ?

[edit on 12-1-2005 by Pisky]

As long as it is Cornish Apple Cider

Originally posted by dbates
Should a new toilet paper roll be installed so the paper goes over the top or under the bottom? (No pun intended, but Ha! that was funny)

Over the top, for better presentation of course

Yup... anymore out there?????

What's the proper mourning time between death of a pet fish and the commencement of flushage?
And does one cry when their pet fish dies?

Originally posted by Banshee
What's the proper mourning time between death of a pet fish and the commencement of flushage?
And does one cry when their pet fish dies?

Based on personal experience, I would say 3 days, only if someone reminds you. :w:
Yes, especially when a "Princess" will be effected by it

Without reiterating the concept of 'Nuff Said', what motivated you to use that phrase in your mini-profile?

In reference to the name of a member I respect, do you think a sort of 'dream-land mafia' exists today and how would they impose themselves?

We have all this technology at our fingertips. We can go to other planets. We can manipulate genes, and create Nuclear, Hydrogen, and Electron weapons. We can even work on the nano level.

Why........why hasn't someone created grass that you dont have to mow? Or at least a spray that stunts its growth without killing it so you dont have to mow.

Why is alcoholism a disease? There are no germs involved.:w:

Trick,

When a complete blood count shows a increase in bands why is it called a shift to the left and what is its significance?

Edit: Why did the chicken cross the road, really???

[edit on 3/13/05 by FredT]

Originally posted by Croat56
Why is alcoholism a disease? There are no germs involved.:w:

Answer me damit!

What are they called Nilla wafers?

What is the meaning of Lif?

Why is there air?

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Originally posted by Susquehanna
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?:bnghd: