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originally posted by: Aliensun
a reply to: corblimeyguvnor
A tad more intense that what most of us naturally feel at such times. Now that you've fingered the problem, start working on a gentle solution that comes out in the end to your favor. The at-work situation can be addressed by speaking to a handy cleaner when one enters the area and you are in a restive but not committed position to ask her to take you to her leader. I understand that is a universal way of starting communications with any intelligent being.
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The wife has NEVER heard me break wind let alone splash one out into the porcelain throne. Why is it, every time i see her working in the garden or otherwise engaged in an activity, i think to myself its safe to go, as soon as i start my ritual, i hear her footsteps walking by the door!!! and have to stop making noises or attempting to make noises.
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The wife has NEVER heard me break wind let alone splash one out into the porcelain throne. Why is it, every time i see her working in the garden or otherwise engaged in an activity, i think to myself its safe to go, as soon as i start my ritual, i hear her footsteps walking by the door!!! and have to stop making noises or attempting to make noise
Whoa... I work with mostly girls thank god haha.
they will still stand, albeit slightly elevated by about 18 inches, hence leaving footprints on a plastic seat
I have a thing for tight shiny things on the new Ms. Owlbear
originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: SlowNail
Worked in a kebab shop once where there were 3 muslims. I think they use the water to wet the paper. The funny thing was they would always do this ritual before they ate. Having said that the use of wet paper is good for removal or stuck dried hair & matter if you have bum hairs.
They should make bidets compulsory Internationally, only way to go. When some people move too close to you - you can really smell them! Disgusting
originally posted by: TheConstruKctionofLight
a reply to: dogstar23
F the lotto I would have left such employment long ago. Can you put up signs or comments when no-ones watching? be creative. Why clean the pee of the floor - your hand gets too close to their urine - just roll up your trouser legs!
If you think you know the guilty party wait for them to get in and get out, quickly follow into the toilet, leave a turd behind in the general area and run out shouting; "who did this! Call da police" Be creative