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originally posted by: corblimeyguvnor
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Edit to add, now, some people would rather not use paper to wipe but use water (especially at work) so i am confronted, as i walk into the cubicle, with dirty foot marks on the seat and a flood of water around the bowl where my trousers are going to get soaked if i pull them down .... Grrrrrrrrrrrr, just saying
originally posted by: Aliensun
a reply to: corblimeyguvnor
A tad more intense that what most of us naturally feel at such times. Now that you've fingered the problem, start working on a gentle solution that comes out in the end to your favor.
originally posted by: SlowNail
a reply to: the owlbear
Hold on, I'm obviously class dunce here. So, what is this religious practice? They stand on the toilet and what? Drop it in from a great height? And they make warning signs for this?
How does one wipe with water? Are they scooping water out of the cistern with their hands or something? Or does it refer to a bidet or summat?
Also, where does this occur? OP's profile says UK, but said information baffles me.
I am genuinely totally oblivious to what this phenomenon is about.
originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
I cannot believe you have never broken wind in front of your Mrs.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
I cannot believe you have never broken wind in front of your Mrs.
Nothing says true love like a Dutch Oven.
originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
a reply to: corblimeyguvnor
I cannot believe you have never broken wind in front of your Mrs. How do you feel about burping?
I couldn't be bothered with the forethought required and in my opinion, fannying about.
Get it done. We all do it, if it is a pee the door stays open at home. I'm in terms bath and NS wants a pee he comes right in. I know this isn't easily done for some people.
is the bloke equivalent of waking up half an hour bore your lover to put foundation and lippy on before he wakes?
originally posted by: the owlbear
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
I cannot believe you have never broken wind in front of your Mrs.
Nothing says true love like a Dutch Oven.
Yeah, just ask my EX-wife...
She was the one who Dutch ovened me.
originally posted by: 2mangle
This will sound so arogant but I wished the etiquette was completely obvious to everyone as I am not interested in other people's crap
Yet you know there is always that guy so everything turns into one big pile of mess
And you know how imperative it is that you make sure you took proper care with that bum of urs
Would be much easier if you didn't have to think about 100 others
I just realised I am slow cause I am typing all of this using one finger
originally posted by: corblimeyguvnor
originally posted by: the owlbear
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
I cannot believe you have never broken wind in front of your Mrs.
Nothing says true love like a Dutch Oven.
Yeah, just ask my EX-wife...
She was the one who Dutch ovened me.
PM me Dutch Oven ....... i may like it LOL
originally posted by: corblimeyguvnororiginally posted by: 2mangle
This will sound so arogant but I wished the etiquette was completely obvious to everyone as I am not interested in other people's crap
Yet you know there is always that guy so everything turns into one big pile of mess
And you know how imperative it is that you make sure you took proper care with that bum of urs
Would be much easier if you didn't have to think about 100 others
I just realised I am slow cause I am typing all of this using one finger
At least you are clean
originally posted by: corblimeyguvnor
originally posted by: MrsNonSpecific
a reply to: corblimeyguvnor
I cannot believe you have never broken wind in front of your Mrs. How do you feel about burping?
I couldn't be bothered with the forethought required and in my opinion, fannying about.
Get it done. We all do it, if it is a pee the door stays open at home. I'm in terms bath and NS wants a pee he comes right in. I know this isn't easily done for some people.
is the bloke equivalent of waking up half an hour bore your lover to put foundation and lippy on before he wakes?
A burp is fine, and also pee-ing as she sits down to do it, its the wipe at the end i cant stand LOL .. wtf? what a waste of tissue, do you really have to do that?
originally posted by: corblimeyguvnor
a reply to: dogstar23
A reply to Slownail and dogstar
Not a religious rant but just to clarify, In my neck of the woods, UK, we have immigrants, who doesn't these days?
Practice in their countries is to "#" in a hole in the floor, must be a bloody good bomb aimer! No paper available in said countries, not for wiping arse's anyway!
The practice from their countries has been migrated to the UK, they will still stand, albeit slightly elevated by about 18 inches, hence leaving footprints on a plastic seat and wash their ass, using a plastic bottle filled with water, and their LEFT hand.
Do they clean up? never